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malky | he/they | an irreverant nyanbinary catboy

[stickerfae]

[they-might-be-bionts]

the pretty best friends

[dilfnipples]

A Collection

[shock]

if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

[b0gchamp-deactivated20230613]

someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over

[yessica-k]

This one? @team0player0

[notlostonanadventure]

This is like if Gone Girl was an MMO

[valtsv]

my thoughts are like a clearance sale

[valtsv]

once it's gone it's gone

[tam--lin]

Matching shirts that read “You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you” and “You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die”.

[catchymemes]

[savleye]

mutuals since tumblr banned cock and areolas

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[nothorses]

Wait, I might be dumb for asking this, but aren’t feminine men called dandies?

in like the late 18th to early 19th century Britian, “dandy” referred to men who paid a lot of attention to personal appearances. later on it referred to a handful of kinda playfully GNC artist guys, but I don’t think it’s ever been a universal term for all feminine men

also while I was double-checking my info i found this

which is just *chef’s kiss*

[nothorses]

hail the motherfucking king

[yehudah]

this is completely undoing me

[deepdickpizza]

[king-garbo-deactivated20190103]

an actual video of me in any math class ever.

[daughter-ofthesea-deactivated20]

crying at what someones tagged this

glaswegian ya fool

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

ah! so you’re the grimey little pimp who i hired to bathe me in wet kinetic sand, are you?

[shiftythrifting]

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

[mjalti]

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

[humancoffeegrounds]

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

[mjalti]

bold of you to presume I can die

[crystalquintessential]

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

[aviculor]

god was kinkshaming satan

[dont-at-m3]

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

[seaflying-fliptuna]

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

[mjalti]

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

[unclefather]

oh my god they drowned spong bab

[lovehype]

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear