remind me what's real

hello, i am bethany, i'm absolutely average with a craving for the extrodinary, the simple things in life make me happy

[wheeloffortune-design]

I want to apologise to

- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown

- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world

- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music

- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever

- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer. 

- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work. 

- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much

- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.

- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity. 

[trainthief]

Literally just romanticize your own life. What’s stopping you. Who will care. Commit to enjoying things. 

[cvsette]

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“You’re not a kid anymore. You have the right to choose your own life. You can start again. If you want a cat, all you have to do is choose a life in which you can have a cat. It’s simple. It’s your right.”

— Haruki Murakami

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

[teenagerposts]

[parakeet]

did i ever tell you guys abt how i thought edibles and lunchables were the same thing for like, a year. like i thought all those ‘when the edibles kick in’ memes were just funny jokes about how fucking wild kids get around Snacks or something. 

[powerfulwizard]

[purplebuddhaproject]

“I am confident because I can admit who I am, what I have done, and love myself for who I’ve become.”

— (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[pre-party]

[purplebuddhaproject]

“8 Tips for Having a Low Stress Life 1. Simplify – your time, your stuff, your social life. 2. Live in the moment. 3. Practice gratitude. 4. Take control of the thoughts that pull you back into the past. 5. Stop the anxious thoughts about “what next”, and of your future. 6. Practice getting comfortable with saying “no”. 7. Don’t worry about others, and what they think of you. 8. Do your best, then relax, and avoid perfectionism.”

— (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[badxbaby]

[katevictoriax]

I will defend sluts until I die

[arrrpeee]

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

9pm on a summer day is a god tier hour on planet earth

[madilik]

a mosquito wrote this

[flashinqlights]

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

[blueandbluer]

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

[astrojukebox]

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

[a-simpler-life]

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

[ladepanda]

Reasons why I like tumblr

1. None of my family is on here

[ziqqawest]

2. It’s like a secret society

[mochadeelightful]

3. I can post whatever I want 🤷🏾‍♀️

[a-tribe-called-tress]

4. Everyone is weird like me.

[scorpiosweetie]

5. gay girls

[woolfen-deactivated20130910]