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Remus doesn’t bother anymore.
Hogwarts Houses common rooms in Halloween season
Today September 1st 2017 is ‘19 years later’ – it marks the end of the Harry Potter era!
use this generator in order to find out what kind of hogwarts professor you would be!
Big mood
A thin voice whispered, “Wake up.”
Little Harry and his best birthday gift ever (a very happy birthday to the best boy out there)
All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I’m sure, so a penalty to Gryffindor, taken by Spinner, who puts it away, no trouble, and we continue play, Gryffindor still in possession.
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“ it is often said of the malfoy family that you will never find one at the scene of the crime, though their fingerprints might be all over the guilty wand. independently wealthy, with no need to work for a living, they have generally preferred the role of power behind the throne, happy for others to do the donkey work and to take the responsibility for failure. they have helped finance many of their preferred candidates’ election campaigns, which have (it is alleged) included paying for dirty work such as hexing the opposition. ”
Whenever Hagrid finally decides to retire as Care of Magical Creatures professor you can bet your last knut that Charlie Weasley flies back to England the following week excitedly waving his resume and recommendation letters from no less than two Scamanders and the Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger.
I’m pretty sure he would also have recommendation letters from Rubeus Hagrid, the retiring professor, Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived and a very confusing one from Puddlemere United player, Oliver Wood, saying that he was one of the best Seekers he had ever seen.
Not to mention the fact that he flies back to England not on a broomstick or any other normal form of transportation, but landing on the Hogwarts grounds on the back of the largest dragon anyone has ever seen.
Reblogging again for that last addition.
Charlie: *glides in on a dragon* HELLO HIRE ME
Everyone: What the fuck
Ron: (in the background, mortified) this is normal
if dumbledore doesn’t have a zefron poster in the crimes of grindelwald then what’s the point
Slytherin: Maybe we should get all of this trash out of your room.
Ravenclaw: *drags Slytherin out of the room*
Slytherin: I have never been more proud and offended in my life
Hogwarts is threatened! Man the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school!
“Your mother. Lily Evans. One of the brightest I ever taught. Vivacious, you know. Charming girl. I used to tell her she ought to have been in Slytherin. Very cheeky answers I used to get back too.” HP6
albus severus has the largest harry potter merchandise collection and he puts new items all over the potter household, just to annoy harry.
harry goes to the kitchen for breakfast and is forced to eat harry potter shaped waffles.
the duvets get replaced with harry potter ones.
harry potter quotes are hung up all over the house.
the tapestry on the wall now has harry’s face on it.
“wtf is this bobblehead of me doing in the loo- ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER!!!!!!”
all three of his children wear round glasses around the house.
albus creates a harry potter day, where he dresses up as harry and speaks only in harry potter quotes.
“al, where are you going?”
“to diagon alley.— harry potter”
“al, do you want more meatloaf?”
“no. — harry potter”
“NOT ONE MORE QUOTE, OR I’LL PERSONALLY KICK YOU OUT OF THIS HOUSE!”
“okay.”
“…”
“-harry potter”
“MERLIN’S PA —”
*family meeting* “anything with my face on it is banned from this house.”
harry rolls over in bed at night and screams at the sight of ginny wearing a harry potter mask.
You have been raising him like a pig for slaughter. (x)