Ugh

this is just the pedestal for the trash fire of my brain

[aslutsdiiiary]

Me this weekend

[emeraldmew]

Rachel's gymnastics hobby ties in so well thematically with her balancing her dark and heroic traits. Idk if it was intentional but man is it an excellent choice.

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[ouroborosorder]

everyone jokes about Gardevoir trainers being horny freaks but I think Gardevoir trainers would actually be posting like irl doll collectors

[ouroborosorder]

They’d be posting ”An exquisite day for a most elegant lady” and then a picture of the cutest tea party you have ever seen for a Gardevoir wearing a lovely little hat

[ouroborosorder]

the real horny freaks would be posting shit like “go my loyal minions” and then a video of them siccing 6 Galarian zigzagoon on a dumpster

[demi-shoggoth]

These tags are too good to be transitory

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[monokumasans]

In my school, the science teachers have to wear rainbow lab coats so students can easily spot them. Anyway, here's grace

[our-queer-experience]

[all-things-breathing]

[oneheadtoanother]

idk anything about this but I love it

[lynati]

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

[alma-de-naturaleza]

[shadythetortie]

A HAMMERHEAD????

[gallusrostromegalus]

I attended a campfire presentation by a park ranger who described Osprey as "both the pickiest and least picky eaters of all time."

They're the pickiest because they only eat things they can catch by plunging into at least six feet of water feet-first and are as close to their maximum carrying capacity as possible, to maximize calories-per-trip.

They're the Least Picky because so long as something fits those parameters, Osprey will go for it.

The ranger then showed us an extensive slide show of the local osprey in flight with their catches, which included: trout, carp, snakes, bass, eels, small sharks, ducks, surprisingly large catfish, a nerf football, muskrats, a summer sausage that fell off a boat, sneakers, a fish previously thought to be extinct in the area, a Barbie Doll, and another osprey.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 68

Corbeau (Pokémon Legends: Z-A)

Vox / Vincent Whittman (Hazbin Hotel)

Remaining time: 4 days 14 hours

[hatersmad]

thinking about that one wordless calvin and hobbes sunday strip thats just calvins dad ditching his work to go play in the snow... its going to make me cry

[hatersmad]

ohhhh my god

[faithful-grigori]

”#I LOVE that the comic keeps the lens on Calvin’s dad to the degree of not even showing Calvin’s excited face when his dad surprises him, #You can see the joy and excitement of the moment in his pose and reflected in his dad’s expression, #it’s a great little artistic decision, #I realized what gets me about it it’s the hat covering his dad’s head and hair so the dad just looks like Calvin. #you don’t HAVE to show Calvin! You already see him in the dad becoming a kid for a moment you only have to draw that once”

[the-upper-shelf]

Late night Lugia illustration!

[candlenav]

@druidshollow

[druidshollow]

happy 30th anniversary to animorphs <3

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

Do you think Andalites would like being combed down like horses?

Do you think Andalites would like being combed down like horses?

Yes

No

Only Ax (freak)

Only Elfangor (weirdo)

Everyone but Ax

It's a cat situation, where unless you do it exaaaactly right you die

It's a chinchilla situation, where it's physically impossible but people still t

It's an octopus situation, where it's super weird for everyone involved

What the hell is an andalite?

Other [specify]

Remaining time: 1 day 13 hours

[mayasaura]

Ace Grace real in the book too, btw. In case anyone doubted. Local scientist Shocked and Appalled when his colleagues assume he's sleeping with the woman he has been constant companion to for several years.

[calllynx]

Scholars say she’s calling it the pink sketchbook (the sketchbook where everything is pink)