Phossy Jaw Patient Zero @implourium - Tumblr Blog

intro post

now that i'm going back through my blog, i realise i should probably make an actual intro post:

name: implourium pfp: here age: adult pronouns: she nationality: european🇪🇺🇪🇺 smoke?: yess (i have a secret arg smoking sideblog) bio: like if meursault was born 1312

will edit this in the future to include tags

#myselfposting

cryptotheism

i admire your combination of patience and firmness when fielding questions from the peanut gallery, but i do still also find it hilarious when randoms will pop into your askbox at 11am on a tuesday asking you shit like “is existence ontologically prior to essence?” as if you’re about to clear the whole mess up.

I was talking with a colleague the other day, who is an educator, and they were like "wow you've really refined your pedagogy" and I said "imagine trying to explain 14th century religious hermeneutics to a theater of 80,000 Philomena Cunks who hate you and are racist. Talking to actual experts feels like taking off the Rock Lee leg weights."

doink-boink

I feel like if there's an art program in anything, it is a certainty that I will draw House with it

#fnv #fallout

apple-onatree

i did this on a 4 hour flight no references. im sure they’re fine

#aww lily #fnv #fallout

chaoticdumbsorcerer

I can't believe my favorite Fallout: New Vegas ship isn't on the list-that slightly toxic yuri pairing from my playthrough where Mk II loves the Courier so much she pumped her full of Med-X and got her addicted, so now I have to spend caps to cure it, but I can't bring myself to be mad at her, let alone unequip her, because she's just so cute.

#fnv #fallout

bearsockz

home cooked meal

aransevla

A chance to begin again!

#and i would die 600 times #fnv #fallout

northern-punk-lad

Can he please scrap the online safety act

sketched-mess

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)