you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.
“i hate misty because she destroyed the plane transmitter and is probably what got them stuck out there” yall are a bunch of ungrateful bitches me personally i say a prayer of thanks to the quigley before every meal for allowing me to witness season three fagged up shauna shipman
Kurt Vonnegut wrote: “When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to one of the archeologists one day during our lunch break and he asked those kinds of “getting to know you” questions you ask young people: Do you play sports? What’s your favorite subject? And I told him, no I don’t play any sports. I do theater, I’m in choir, I play the violin and piano, I used to take art classes.
And he went WOW. That’s amazing! And I said, “Oh no, but I’m not any good at ANY of them.”
And he said something then that I will never forget and which absolutely blew my mind because no one had ever said anything like it to me before: “I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them. I think you’ve got all these wonderful experiences with different skills, and that all teaches you things and makes you an interesting person, no matter how well you do them.”
And that honestly changed my life. Because I went from a failure, someone who hadn’t been talented enough at anything to excel, to someone who did things because I enjoyed them. I had been raised in such an achievement-oriented environment, so inundated with the myth of Talent, that I thought it was only worth doing things if you could “Win” at them.
Where to find them easily, a list of links to each audio, and why they're not available on YouTube.
*Updated 16 / 03 / 26. If you can't find what you are looking for here, it may have been removed from Patreon on this date due to Patreon Guidelines (blatant censorship). This really sucks, I hope everyone is polite to Erik about it.
Where to Find Them
You may have heard about some audios through the grapevine, but they are missing from the character's playlist on the Redacted Audio channel. Not to worry! They are all free on Patreon.
Note that a canon audio that was removed from a character's playlist has a place in that playlist. The playlist will have a short filler video showing that a video from that place between the other videos in the playlist. That is how you determine the order to listen to these removed audios.
Format; start with the character's name. Then bullet points, which contain links (green) that go directly to a Patreon audio, and a brief description of the audio in brackets which can outline the audio's chronological place in a playlist, the HBS/HBW year, or which canon universe it's set in (e.g. Imperium Universe, Fooliverse, Non-Canon).
Audios are more or less in chronological order, however some were reuploaded to patreon at the same time, therefore the order is unclear. These have been marked with '***' so if you know what order any of the marked audios should be in, let me know!
Vincent:
Sadistic Vampire and Flirty Vampire Fight Over You (also includes Adam, extended version of ''Vampire Conflict'', read the trigger warnings)
Getting Hot Under the Fireworks With Your Vampire Boyfriend (HBS 2021)
Fireside Cuddles Get Hot With Your Vampire Boyfriend (HBW 2021)
Getting Hot Under the Moonlight With Your Vampire Boyfriend (HBS 2022)
Going All the Way With Your Vampire Boyfriend***
Seduced and Bitten By a Flirty Vampire in Your Bed***
Gavin:
Your Dom Incubus Confesses His Feelings For You (extended version of his confession video)
Hot and Heavy With a Dom Incubus at a Party (HBS 2021)
Getting Hot Off the Ice With Your Incubus Boyfriend (HBW 2021)
Gavin Hot Boi Summer (HBS 2025)
Sneaking Kisses With a Dom Incubus at a Party***
Video games Take a Spicy Turn With Your Incubus Boyfriend***
Aaron:
Taking Care of Your Overworked Boss Boyfriend (HBW 2021)
Celebrating With Your Dom Boss Boyfriend***
Getting Steamy With The Boss In His Office***
Celebrating Your Dom Boss Boyfriend's Promotion***
Geordi:
Staying Warm With Your Boyfriend the Fun Way (HBW 2021)
Teasing Your Boyfriend Telepathically at the Pool Party (HBS 2022)
Asher:
Romantic Picnic Under the Sun With Your Sweet Werewolf Boyfriend (HBS 2021)
Warming Up From the Snow With Your Sweet Werewolf Boyfriend (HBW 2021)
Massaging and Teasing Your Sweet Werewolf Boyfriend (HBS 2022)
Teasing Your Sweet Werewolf Boyfriend***
Ivan:
Your Boyfriend Tells You Everything He Wants to Do to You (Post Sadisms' Hold Ivan)
Guy:
Your Switch Boyfriend is Feeling Submissive... Mostly***
Getting Hot and Ready With The Pizza Guy***
Sam:
Getting Hot and Wet in the Pool With Your Vampire Mate (HBS 2022)
Hot Boi Summer '24 Sam Reupload (HBS 2024)
Sam Hot Boi Summer (HBS 2025)
Lasko:
Getting Hot at the Movie Theater With Your Submissive Boyfriend (HBS 2021, Non-Canon)
Getting Hot in the Office With Your Submissive Professor Boyfriend (HBW 2021, Non-Canon)
Beating the Heat With Your Nervous Submissive Boyfriend (HBS 2022, Non-Canon)
Teasing Your Submissive Boyfriend With Help From Your Incubus Lover (Non-Canon, includes Gavin, and is Lasko centric unless subscribing to the SO tier)
Your Needy Submissive Boyfriend Begs For You (Non-Canon)
Domming Your Nervous Submissive Boyfriend (Non-Canon)
Huxley:
Getting Hot at a Party With Your Himbo Boyfriend (HBS 2021, Non-Canon)
Heating Up in the Bedroom With Your Himbo Boyfriend (HBW 2021, Non-Canon)
Down and Dirty With Your Himbo Boyfriend (Non-Canon)
David:
Hot and Wet in the Pool With Your Tsundere Werewolf Boyfriend (HBS 2021)
A Steamy Shower With Your Tsundere Alpha Werewolf Boyfriend (HBW 2021)
Getting Steamy With Your Alpha Werewolf Boyfriend Under the Sun (HBS 2022)
David Hot Boi Summer (Public) (HBS 2025)
A Night In With Your Tsundere Alpha Werewolf Boyfriend***
Nick:
April Fools | Your New Submissive Boyfriend is a Neko (April Fools Shitpost)
Damien:
Getting Hot on the Beach With Your Tsundere Boyfriend (HBS 2021, Non-Canon)
Hot Tub Relaxation With Your Tsundere Boyfriend (HBW 2021, Non-Canon)
Hot and Heavy With Your Tsundere Boyfriend (Non-Canon)
Milo:
Showertime Fun With Your SoftDom Werewolf Boyfriend***
Getting Your Feisty Werewolf Boyfriend Hot and Bothered (HBS 2021)
Getting Hot By the Fireplace With Your Feisty Werewolf Boyfriend (HBW 2021)
Heating Up in the Bedroom with Your Feisty Werewolf Boyfriend (HBS 2022)
Milo Sleep Aid Rerelease
Fooliverse Milo Hot Boi Summer (HBS 2025, Fooliverse)
Elliot:
Exploring Your Fantasies With Your Dreamwalker Boyfriend***
Elliott Hot Boi Summer (Public) (HBS 2025)
James:
IMPERIUM AU | Reunited and Hypnotized By Your Childhood Friend (Imperium Universe, read the content warnings)
Porter:
Porter Hot Boi Summer (HBS 2025)
Blake:
Blake Hot Boi Summer (HBS 2025)
Why They Were Removed
In September or 2022, YouTube threw a hissyfit and removed a number of videos from Redacted Audio's channel for overstepping the guidelines regarding adult content. Technically justified, given the content, but it was quite frustrating for the fans and for Erik to deal with.
The channel was temporarily banned from releasing new videos as a result. Once the ban was over, Erik continued releasing videos as normal. There have been a few more bans since.
When a channel is temporarily banned, there is a period of time afterwards that the channel must not violate any guidelines or the channel will be permanently removed. With this in mind, Erik released the 2025 HBS audios on Patreon so that he could continue writing and releasing more steamy content while working in the YouTube post-ban timeframe. If that makes sense?
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