we still in this

Profile description? That's too much effort.

[markiplier]

heh

[whitepeopletwitter]

[zodiac--signs]

how you express love

Aries: fearlessly Taurus: physically  Gemini: erratically  Cancer: impulsively Leo: easily Virgo: privately Libra: passively Scorpio: unintentionally  Sagittarius: openly  Capricorn: cautiously Aquarius: reluctantly  Pisces: softly 

[swarnpert]

do you guys think jesus was hung

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

no i think he was crucified

[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

[mala-sadas]

I think my favorite end credits scene from Phineas and Ferb is the one from “It’s About Time!” Lawrence repeating “Fossils! Dun dun dun!” along with the audio guide in the middle of the night is funny, but my favorite part is watching Linda wake up and look at Lawrence. She’s not irritated that he’s not letting her sleep; she’s just watching him and smiling and not saying a word. And you just know, from that simple little 30-second clip, that Linda and Lawrence have a happy, loving, healthy relationship and that’s a really good thing to have.

[muffintonic]

[lifeofcynch]

this is true love

[nocontextb99]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[thuglolita]

visual representation of my mental state

[gaycism]

[badjokesbyjeff]

A 911 operator is sitting at her desk when she gets a call.

“911 What’s your emergency?” She answers.

“My friend and I were walking through the woods when he just collapsed. I think he died.” A man responds. He is very nervous

“Ok, calm down. First, make sure he’s dead.” The operator replies.

There’s a silence on the phone. Then, there’s a gunshot.

The man then says, “OK, now what?”

[incorrectlasthours]

James: Hey Mom, how do I get revenge on those who have wronged me?

Tessa: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

James:

James: Hey Dad, how do I-

[ruinedchildhood]

[emmablowguns]

i’ve never felt more seen

[hurglewurm]

this is a comic abt looking at the sun. don’t look at the sun

[skittlebuggy-deactivated2023073]

such floofy little hair poofs, so cute!

NOOOOOOOOO

[latadelixo]

[huntingfishinglovingeveryday-de]

I have questions

[unclebeanbag]

To get to the other side

[bluehairedunicorn]

Therapist: You’re a nice person

Friends: You’re a nice person

Family: You’re a nice person

Me: Yeah but what if I’m actually shit

[nudityandnerdery]

Me: Oh, fuck, I tricked so many people into thinking I’m nice, that’s just how shit I am.