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I love when you meet someone and you just click. You know you’re supposed to be friends or lovers or something. You just know the universe said “you two, yeah you, don’t leave each other’s side okay?”. Here’s to meeting awesome new people and forming amazing new bonds.

tomhiddleslove

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What's your favorite Tom Hiddleston fan page and why is it Simu Liu's Twitter?

#simu liu #tom hiddleston

tylerposey

Henry Cavill & Tom Holland on The Graham Norton Show.

#tom holland #henry cavill

sakura-haruka

#girlboss

#Spiderman #doctor strange #dr strange

tomhiddleston-loki

The avengers, Thor the dark world, Thor ragnarok, Avengers endgame, Loki series

#loki

batfamfucker

We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.

batfamfucker

Barry: Eat the rich!

Bruce: Oh thank Go-

Clark: Oh, I intend to 🥴🥵

batfamfucker

whispering-imp

It’s Batman’s turn. Bruce needs to decide whether to marry himself for the money or throw himself off the cliff.

primeemeraldheiress

Okay but can you imagine what kind of identity reveal situation that would be?

“I would fuck —-, I would marry —-, and then I would commit suicide.”

“Batman, that’s not how the game is played. You have to choose for Bruce Wayne.”

“I did.”

“…WHAT?!”

lynati

“I would kill Bruce Wayne just to get him out of this conversation.”

aqueerkettleofish

This works best if the reveal comes after literally everyone else has played, and half of the people have said “I’d marry Bruce Wayne for the money” and the other half have not only said that they’d fuck him, but been reasonably graphic as to how.

althor42

Flash: So, tall, dark, and scary, what’ll it be? Are you going to marry Bruce Wayne so he can fund all of your sick gadgets? Maybe you’ll be a gentle lover to him like Aquaman here, work him over like a hunk of meat like Supes? Or maybe Brucie is the one person in the world you break your code for. Come on, what’ve you got for us?

Batman: -pauses- Honestly, I don’t think there will ever be a better time for this. -pulls off his cowl-

Justice League: -horrified screeching-

wishfulthinkinglove

The 10 minute version of All Too Well is what was originally written for the song before I had to cut it down to a normal length song, because 10 minutes is absurd. That’s an absurd length of time for a song to be. Who thinks they can put out a 10 minute song? I mean, clearly me, but thanks. That’s what you’ll get and that’s the thing I’m most excited about because it’s the original lyrics.

Taylor Swift and the story of the 10 minute version of All Too Well

#taylor swift

elkian

We as a society will never get over “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” and that’s beautiful.

BUT, let’s not sleep on the raw power of the “Offer me money. Anything I want. I want my father back you son of a bitch” exchange because it sends me fucking feral exactly every time and only gets stronger.

karolpilberg

Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

milf-maul

toastbutteregg

perfectdevils

Thor & Loki in Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi (part 2, 1)

Let me rephrase that: Do you really think it’s a good idea to bring me back to Earth? Probably not, to be honest. I wouldn’t worry, brother. I feel like everything’s gonna work out fine.

#loki #thor