Improper Wizardess Heart

A blog dedicated to funny things that would be great if they actually happened XD

[humofnight]

i love one (1) disaster wizard

[curlicuecal]

It’s a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you don’t eventually pull the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, you’ll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates.

[artbymoga-deactivated20200516]

Reblogging for that comment ^

[starjeweled-alpenglow]

Hats off for negative jokes turned to wholesome posts

[rosarenn]

So this was me for a long time. Afraid to open the door, certain that all that I was would crash and break. That I could never be repaired.

But I opened the door.

And what fell out and crashed to the ground was not me. They weren’t my dishes.

They were other people’s dishes.

Put inside we without my permission, when I was too young to know that I could not hold them all.

I opened the door, and I’m still here.

It turns out, I’m not that fragile.

[randomslasher]

Oh damn it got better

[knight-of-time64-deactivated202]

THANK YOU TWO FOR MAKING OUR LIVES A LITTLE BETTER

[improperwizardessheart]

An Announcement

While this blog is dead and I myself haven't made any posts for it in several years, I'd like to state that I'll be allowing others to submit quotes

[improperwizardessheart]

You've posted something about MC's clothes in Leon's route a while ago. I checked it and in two CG's the colour of her clothes switched places. Thought I'd tell you about it.

I know, I was just wondering if anyone else noticed seeing as no one else commented on it and was curious if this error ever happened in other routes

[improperwizardessheart]

KLAUS: *quietly drinking tea as he reads a book*

SCHUYLER: *Slams window open* GIVE ME SOME TEA!

[improperwizardessheart]

I got Wizardess+ like 2 days ago and now I'm hooked. And bc I'm hooked, I'm writing Klaus fanfic. Jesus christ, I am suffering (but it's a good suffering)

I hear ya XD

[wizardessheartconfessions]

“ I wish they showed MC’s time travelling magic in Randy’s and Azusa’s route like they did with Klaus or something else like that. “

[improperwizardessheart]

I just live how this CG is ruined by the fact that Klaus is pretty much shoving MC into his armpit XD Way to go, Solmare

[improperwizardessheart]

So I had a dream and Headmaster Randolph was in it in his night form. I don't remember much about the actual dream, but when my alarm went off I jumped up, started at it, thought it was the headmaster and told it to sing to me. I then thought "She has the most beautiful voice..." An hour after I got up I remembered this and couldn't help but wonder what the fuck is wrong with me XD :/

[letmesharpenyourclaws]

Randy March Playlist

Drumming Song - Florence + the Machine. Shut Up and Dance - Walk the Moon. Sugar - Maroon 5. Wake and Alive - Skillet. Magnetic - Jessie J. We Got the World - Icona Pop. Your Song - Jessie Pitts (Cover). Day Dreamer - Adele. Moments - Tove Lo. Not On Drugs - Tove Lo. Sweet Talker - Jessie J. Like I’m’ Gonna Lose You - John Legend ft Meghan Trainor. Sinner - Andy Grammer. Built For This - Becky G. Angel - Aerosmith. What Are You Waiting For? - Gwen Stefani. Bleeding Out - Imagine Dragons.

[improperwizardessheart]

It was You - 12 Stones How to Save a Life - The Fray

[improperwizardessheart]

Serge: *Sitting at the teacher's desk*

Schuyler: "Randy, why are sitting at my desk?"

Serge: "Because I'm the teacher"

Schuyler: "No you're not. I'M the teacher"

Serge: "If you're the teacher, then why am I sitting at the teacher's desk?"

Schuyler: "I don't know, that's why I'm asking you!" *eye twitches*

Serge: *stares*

Schuyler: *stares*

Serge: "Hey, could you get me something to drink? Being a teacher makes me thirsty"

Schuyler: "You... I..." *sighs* " I give up..."

[letmesharpenyourclaws]

Serge is such a horrible teacher, I was so focused on how much he supported MC that I didn’t realize it until now–I mean, that’s still great, the support he gives her for her magic but to just…never explain anything? Just saying, “It’s original magic, so just wave your wand and go ‘Hyaaa!’ or something!” is so irking. 

Klaus is mean about it, but at least he explains things. And even helps you with it.

Elias just kind of expects you to read the book and automatically get it but not everyone learns that way. Luca can be a good instructor if he chooses to be, I’ll give him that but most of the time he just doesn’t want to be.

Even Yukiya is better at explaining and he wasn’t born with magic!

I don’t expect Azusa or Joel to be very helpful considering they have different magical techniques and abilities.

*sighs*

[gedonelunemayhem]

Imagine being in poor MC’s position where she has to learn like that!

[sheyreen]

In his birthday event he made MC practice until she could do a proper spell tho 😂

[sheyreen]

Now I’m actually curious how Serge’s classes are. He’s a Prefect too, after all. He’s gotta do it eventually 😂😂

[improperwizardessheart]

I imagine him making everyone wave their wands without a spell to see what happens. So much glorious chaos XD

[sheyreen]

Serge durable ➡ Serge Durandal.

Well played, Solmare. Well played.

[improperwizardessheart]

Durandal means to endure, so double well played

[benwarheit]

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.

[sheyreen]

Klaus, MC, and Serge.

You know which is which.

[improperwizardessheart]

Klaus: Happy anniversary, MC MC: Happy anniversary, Klaus Serge: Hey, I got us some wine! Time to party! Klaus: *twitch* We?? MC: Just let It happen

[hiddenflowerdesi]

MC FROM WIZARDESS HEART+ I didnt intend for these to be even remotely good, so I’m very pleased with myself right now :D gay! I just love MC’s outfit, esp that star skirt! Look: I even added a transparent MC and just the background if anyone wants to download them

[improperwizardessheart]

A Decently done photoset I posted on my other page

[hiddenflowerdesi]

Klaus: *Taking a shower* Randy: *Walks in and casually sits on the toilet lid* Hey, Klaus, can you do me a favor? Klaus: *Sticks head out* First off, how did you get in here, I could’ve sworn I locked the door. Second off, no. I will NOT do a favor for the likes of you, an there’s nothing you can possibly do to convince me otherwise. *Sticks head back in and continues his shower* Randy: -_- … *flushes toilet* Klaus: GAHHHH! OKAY, OKAY! I’LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT! Randy: I knew I could make you see things my way.

[improperwizardessheart]

Luca: "Swiggity swooty, I'm after your booty" ;)

MC: "Luca, no"

Luca: "Old sweaty cripples, I'm after your nipples" ;D

MC: "Luca! NO!"

[improperwizardessheart]

So my husband started doing this thing where he says “I don’t know. How about you meet me behind the school after class so we can discuss it” ever time I say something he disagrees with. He’s trying to be Asuza. No joke. He had admitted this!

[improperwizardessheart]

Serge: *Eats magic candy*

Klaus: "You know eating that crap affects your magic, right?"

Serge: "You know commentary like that is why everyone thinks you're an asshole, right?" -_-

Klaus: "Well, fuck you too..."