I'm glad that today's issue of The Flash gave me my Bart-Max moments
And more Iris-Bart moments!
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I'm glad that today's issue of The Flash gave me my Bart-Max moments
And more Iris-Bart moments!
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Max is half-white, half-Blackfoot/siksika. His mother was Blackfoot and his father was a white settler near the fort he was born at.
He was born around 1820.Ā
He became Windrunner while he was trying to protect his motherās tribe (and his) from the fortās attacking forces. He stopped both sides from killing each other but always stood by the natives in defending their land. He leaned towards diplomatic means and guerrilla warfare because he knew that his people would not survive a direct battle with the white settlers.
Blackfoot is his first language from his mother. He learned English under his father.
He doesnāt like to talk about his past unless strictly necessary. Heās a need-to-know person, partly due to being private in general and partly due to the emotional trauma that he doesnāt like talking about.
Heās trans. He transitioned shortly before becoming Windrunner.Ā
Max Crandall is his English name.Ā
Max does not know what a meme is. He does not want to learn what a meme is. Bart constantly texts to him in memes in an effort to teach him.
[MAX IS THERE ANY LAUNDRY GOING ON I GOT BBQ SAUCE ON MY TITTIES]
[There are no clothes in the washer. Your curfew is at 9:30.]
[HOLD ON I NEED TO VIBE CHECK THIS MUGGING]
[Bring milk on your way back please.]
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Bart Allen and Max MercuryĀ
Itās just that⦠well, yāknow, thatās not something that a kid usually talks about with his fatherāĀ umm⦠I mean⦠I didnāt meanĀ āfatherā⦠what I meant wasā¦
I meaaaaan. If that counts I kinda do too? Because like, one of the Thawnes was actually grampa Barry's twin taken from birth wasn't he?
With Thad the blond is probably a recessive gene pulled forwards by tweaking.
Well, yes, Malcolm Thawne is Barry Allenās twin, but you do not count as inbred. There is ten to eleven centuries worth of Thawnes that come after Malcom so the genepool of the Thawne family has surly diversified enough by the time Meloni marries Don.
Fair. Im just saying, gene expression due to cloning fuckery does not make you inbred either.
Also the whole eleven centuries is terrifying when you bring it up. Or anyone does.
Right, right. I understood that.
Iāve just left it as this family is weird, and weird circumstances surround us, and try not to think about.
That was mostly so you don't think I'm stupid enough to believe that.
Yeeeeeeeah. Same? Rather not think about to.eline stuff and how easy it would be to accidentally destroy the one where we came from.
I meaaaaan. If that counts I kinda do too? Because like, one of the Thawnes was actually grampa Barry's twin taken from birth wasn't he?
With Thad the blond is probably a recessive gene pulled forwards by tweaking.
Well, yes, Malcolm Thawne is Barry Allenās twin, but you do not count as inbred. There is ten to eleven centuries worth of Thawnes that come after Malcom so the genepool of the Thawne family has surly diversified enough by the time Meloni marries Don.
Fair. Im just saying, gene expression due to cloning fuckery does not make you inbred either.
Also the whole eleven centuries is terrifying when you bring it up. Or anyone does.
Heās tired. Very tired
I meaaaaan. If that counts I kinda do too? Because like, one of the Thawnes was actually grampa Barry's twin taken from birth wasn't he?
With Thad the blond is probably a recessive gene pulled forwards by tweaking.
I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters Headcanon A: what I think realistically Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious
you forgot C: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends
new game: send me a character and iāll give an example of each
2am work brain has reminded me that in addition to my last headcanon that means that to Bart, Thad is more Real to him than either Don or Dawn Allen.
Thereās characters who shouldnāt drive, and then thereās Bart Allen
I was wondering if u would write something about Bart, Dawn, Don, and Mel?
Like a headcanon?
Bart was raised by virtual reality first and people second. To him, he was the only thing that was real until he was brought to the past. Iris is his grandmother because she saved and loved him. Meloni is real to because she looked at him, for him and interacted with him. Max is his father because he raised him, he loved him and taught him all he knew
Bart knows Dawn and Don were real once, theoretically. But to him he's only affected by them because their mention makes Iris and Meloni sad.
Barry Allen: I love all my descendants equally! Don, Dawn, Jenni⦠*looks at smudged writing on hand*ā¦Bar Torr
Young Justice #4 -Ā āSeven Crises IVā (2019)
written by Brian Michael Bendis art by Patrick Gleason, John Timms, Alejandro Sanchez, & Alex Sinclair
what I love most about this (and oh boy is there a lot) is that they still group hug the same way: conner scoops everyone into his chest, bart stretches the limits of his limbs to get them around everyone, cassieās the under-arm hugger, and tim ends up in the middle and has to awkward-hold some non-torso parts
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"You hang around Thad right? Probably best I stay out of that honestly."
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