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Pls give amgel mulk plz. UwU

Haha! Inspired by M.Sheen’s silly Tweet interaction. I find it so funny cuz in my country there’s no Milk on the McD menu. Sad right? At least we have Milo here though? Sorta like milk??? Maybe??? Haha

official-lucifers-child

every time i think, i take 10 damage

fandomchaosposts

and everytime we kiss I swear I could fly

tinderpodcast

To all the girls who “Love adventures”

optimalmongoose3

A trip to 7-11 at 12:am is most definitely an adventure

mia-beak

If y’all don’t know how to treat mundane life experiences with awe and wonder at the world then maybe it’s *you* that’s probably boring that’s all I’m sayin

sadclowncentral

plaidbees

i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this

and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”

aggressiveflyingpizza

1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER? 2. WHAT’S CLOWN CODE??????????????

rose-the-emo-cryptid

Clown code.

rift-master

I call a lot of y'all clowns but it turns out that’s too good for you since even they live by a code.

furbearingbrick

iconic post

everythingfox

(via)

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urhajos

Food\art, Luke Vincentini

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paxamericana

halleywars

Best sticker

goneturkdad-deactivated20191130

Freakin’ awesome. We live in anaheim so our boys got to enjoy the all-access Disneyland Daily pass. Our youngest (Tanner) wanted to be an officer. Unfortunately he was too small for the restraints on splash mountain so when the coaster sped up it flung him out and he skidded about 200 feet on the asphalt. Here’s what we’re keeping him in right now:

Disney won’t let us bury on park grounds because of a potential copyright issue with the superman thing.

We miss him a lot, but there’s a cancellation fee on the Daily pass, so we’ve been making the most of it. His brother still enjoys the park and since we chose not to press charges, we’re entitled to one free mickey pancake a day

crabwalker

??? Reading that looked like you tried to copy abd paste 3 differint stories together to make us not realise you just copied and pasted??

First of all: splash mountain is a water log ride. There are no places where it just…speeds…up? Its a fucking water log ride???

BECAUSE its a water log ride it DOESNT HAVE RESTRAINTS….it DOES however have a minimum height requirment of 46 inches to ride the ride, so EVEN IF this kid was too small, they WOULD NOT let them ride.

There is no asphault anywhere near the track itself. The CLOSEST you could come is the big drop at rhe end but again, minimum height requirement of 46 inches tall to ride, the angle of the drop and the speed at which you go it is physically impossible to get ‘launched’.

I feel like this is obvious but theres so much obviously wrong about the second addition i suppose i need to state this.

SUPERMAN. ISNT. DISNEY. Superman is DC. The only theme parks that have licenced DC character based rides is six flags.

Six flags, another park that HAS MINIMUM HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS for rides.

That has restraints on rides in which are necesary. Which again, YOU CANNOT RIDE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE SAFETY GUILDLINES.

Go try to shitpost and ruin the reputation of a differint park, will you? At least make sure your story is even plausable before you open your mis-informed mouth.

goneturkdad-deactivated20191130

@crabwalker Are you seriously explaining to me how Splash Mountain works? Do you think I don’t remember how my son died? Oh, and it’s “physically impossible to get launched?” Guess what, asshole? My SON got launched. This is the last photo we have of him.

You’ve said some cruel things to me, but I’m going to be the bigger person. I’ll be praying, for your sake, that nobody in your family ever gets launched.

wereralph

Honestly if tumblr became a paid service I’d still pay full price just for content like this

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grimauxiliatrixofficial

This is how you introduce a fuckin villain in dnd

next-time-you-invite-pam

I’m reblogging this again cause there are so many things to appreciate.

The Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson posters. The snake belt as a headpiece. The facial expressions. The fact he stops him from already wanting to take out the trash, just to tell him to take it out.

crimby

you know what’s weird? a few of the notes i get on this drawing are people being negative and saying they would never want to look like this

but the OVERWHELMING MAJORITY of people reblogging this are overwhelmingly positive. they are excited to see a beautiful visual representation of their own body type, romanticized and loved as all body types should be. so fuck everyone putting negative notes on this.

these bellies are beautiful.

its-the-fluffy-lupin

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

fbi-agent-watching-you

This is EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED

grimelords

text your crush "hehe what would happen if you looked down and saw me super tiny like just 3 inches tall on the floor at your feet in your bedroom? :P hehe just imagine. Be dark if you want it's just a fantasy :P Make it a detailed answer :P"

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morefunthanb4

sharkboxes

ginger-ale-official

Oh they’re going to need salvation.

socialistexan

Not just making it illegal, but making being gay punishable with death.

unified-multiversal-theory

This is one of the many reasons why I walk by every single red bucket in the run-up to Christmas. They’re not getting my money, I don’t care how nice the people ringing bells are.

auntiewanda

Ever since the time they threatened to close all their soup kitchens in NYC if a law that did something as simple as allow companies to extend spousal benefits to their employee’s same-sex domestic partners I have refused to buy from them or donate to them.

willowofthehearth

It’s that time of year again! In case people don’t know… the Salvation Army is shitty peoples.

Also, the married women are not paid (and therefore can’t qualify for assistance if they should ever divorce, etc). And worth “of course” less than a man.

“ In the Army’s case, the agreement for compensation is that the officer allowance be paid jointly to the husband—the check is written in his name. Officially, the wife is a “worker without expectation of remuneration,” and her husband receives 40 percent more of an allowance as a married man than he would as a single man. “

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