welcome to the daily life of me

you should probably run like the gingerbread man.

[viralfrog]

[thememedaddy]

[aropride]

They’re letting people born in 2005 be 21

[aropride]

There could be an ‘05 baby at the club and you wouldn’t even know. Terrifying. Please stay safe out there

[anxietyproblem]

[thememedaddy]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[animentality]

[thememedaddy]

[calli0pea]

unfortunately, Sky High was only (1) 1hr 30 min Disney film and not the 6 season so-bad-it’s-good CW series it could’ve been

[nvpengyou]

“are u okay?” no i need more money

[zee-has-commitment-issues]

Headcanon that the centaurs do see Shane first and foremost as Ilya’s husband because, duh, they knew Ilya first and that’s his husband — husband!!

And at first, Shane is like fuck yeah I get to be a husband, and then halfway through the season he’s like guys… I feel the need to remind you that I’m actually Shane fucking Hollander

The centaurs then begin treating Ilya as Shane Hollander’s husband. Ilya does not mind.

[contagiousgrace]

I just don't think we ever wrapped up the Clown Sightings of 2016 in a satisfactory way.

[fudamnshi]

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

[ilyasvodka]

has anyone drawn this with Shane & Ilya yet

[princejeanot]

Op the vision is hilarious, you win

[reheatedarchive]

Rose and Svetlana both staying at the Hollanov house post-TLG, running into eachother in the kitchen in the middle of the night because their hosts are keeping them both awake with their sex noises and they've separately decided they might as well get a drink/snack.

At first they don't acknowledge it, but then there's a particularly loud sound from Ilya. One of them almost spits out the water she just sipped and then they're laughing and comparing notes ("did Shane ever make you moan like that?" "never! Did Ilya sound like that for you?" "never, and we had some great sex")

After a while, Ilya emerges looking thoroughly debauched to fetch a fresh glass of ice water for Shane and finds his best-friend-with-former-benefits and his husband's best-friend-former-girlfriend debating whether Shane is incredibly talented in bed with men or Ilya is just down bad.

Ilya has never looked more smug than when he tells them the answer is both.

[vampires-and-witches]

[elidyce]

“This is a tapestry I made myself! I just finished it!” 

“…. this is…. big.”

“Eighty feet long, ten high, in forty panels! It was originally going to be sixty feet, but then the Thomas Malory Arthuriana got big and I had to put more stuff in.” 

“… Malory published in the fifteenth century.” 

“Do you have any idea how long it takes one person to embroider eight thousand square feet of tapestry?” 

“You’ve had a lot of free time in the last eight hundred years, haven’t you?” 

“Not once I took up embroidery as a hobby, no!” 

[memesnotwelcome]

“Want to see my stalagmite cultivation work?”

[hunter-rodrigez]

More Elves should be portrayed like that too.

Like, seriously, you’re telling me the elves in your story live for thousands of years, and yet their only hobby seems to be being smug assholes and running around woods with bows and arrows?

[deja-b00]

somehow it comes up that troy had a crush on shane and was going to ask for his number. and after troy gets ribbed by his teammates and ilya makes a big scene, shane is like, “well i never would’ve gone out with you lol.”

and troy smiles, “right, because you were with roz the whole time.”

“i mean, yes, but also because you and dallas kent spent years calling me and jj ‘rush hour’ and asking hayden if his wife was his beard to cover up his big gay relationship with me.”

the rest of the centaurs blink. harris puts his head in his hands and groans.

and troy’s like, “oh. right. sorry about that :/“