[theprofessional-amateur]

Do we count this as a passive rickroll?

link to post

[swordofwit]

A very important addition from Rian Johnson himself

[omtai]

why is it sooo hard to conclude essays. I said all that because fuck you thats why

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

Oh, no. Three ghosts per reblog! As of posting this reply, we’re at (checks notes) 75 ghosts and counting

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

well. um. lot more than 75, now

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #is three the limit? /End ID]

[saros-system]

This post currently stands at 91,064 reblogs, including ours. That's 273,192 ghosts total. Which probably isn't enough. Let's keep this game going.

[maliusaidh]

[thickness-protection-program]

What if we gave universal healthcare to everyone who wanted it and everyone else who didn't can just keep getting scammed by these companies for some reason

[1-jar-of-stars]

On Friendship.

[inacatastrophicmind]

[yesterdaysprint]

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920

[dicaeopolis]

a hundred years of getting narsty

[megalodonpussy]

A hundred and one years of getting narsty!

[verysmallparrot]

A hundred and two years of getting narsty!

[teathattast]

A hundred and three years of getting narsty!

[glitched-out-mess]

A hundred and four years of getting narsty!

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

[ihatejonarbuckle]

russian kinder surprise

[maschine-klatsch-deactivated201]

That looks like it’s made of coal.

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

It tasted like coal

[acoolguy]

you ate a vase

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

[coolbean94vevo]

[wingdingos]

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

[whatbigotspost]

I’m sorry. I just. I just love farting stepdad so much 😭 Like use what you have available to you.

[whatbigotspost]

Happy one year anniversary of the farting step dad Thanksgiving incident to all

[lynati]

Be the kind of savior you want to see in the world. Let one rip for the greater good!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bnprime]

how much are you allowed to store in jars, spread around your house?

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

As much as you like, but they can wander in at any time to smash the jars and take it

[rust-4-life]

i don’t know how to explain to you that trespassing, breaking and entering, and vandalism would all still be illegal.

[charlesoberonn]

Thank you for injecting realism into the world where the economy works like a Zelda game.

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

[nuggss]

Ants be like that

[conspiring-limabean]

I used to keep track of the different ant colonies in my yard as a child and it was the wildest shit. You could tell the difference between colonies by colors & pattern if you looked closely enough. They’d stage ant wars on the sidewalks that lasted days, just ants murdering each other, and the cleanup afterwards would last days longer as the survivors pick up and carry away the carcasses. Once I saw a war happening between the colony that lived under the berry bush and a colony I didn’t recognize, and evidently the berry colony lost, because after the war their nest site was empty… and then a few days later was inhabited by the other colony that had fought them.

Once at a lake I saw an ant travel like 3 meters across flat rock carrying a dead ant, and he kept going until he got to the cliff side and then kept going down towards the water, and he didn’t stop until he got to where the rock was wet. Then he stood there for a few seconds, dropped the corpse into the water, waited a little longer, and then headed back the way he came. I feel like I witnessed a ceremony

[fiollaigean]

[virtualgirladvance]

[g33ktragedy]

Translators: Apoptosis & HouseofGlass

[mikkeneko]

[soup-mother]

"accessible event" and they mean "none of us are going to wear masks and there's no wheelchair access but at least the music won't be as loud" 😔

[soup-mother]

like sensory accessibility especially in terms of like photosensitivity is awesome it's just funny seeing something advertised as accessible with literally noone wearing a mask

[marxistcalvinisthobbesist]

"you can come, but you may not make it out alive"

[twistcmyk]

[hoshi9zoe]