Inappropriate Aunt

The painting is Marine View with a Sunset Claude Monet, 1875. i am a creature doing my silly little body things 33, bi, she/her

[a-daks]

I see this headline:

As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, I’ll bite. Let’s see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake. 

They paid $49 for this “frog-themed” cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:

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[ferretteeth]

I wish I could erase this post from my memory and experience seeing this image for the first time all over again

[fangirltothefullest]

As someone with adhd I DO forget what it looks like and so every time I am so unprepared XD

[wincist]

honestly, especially in the current state of the world, you all have GOT to kill whatever puritanical voice inside your head keeps insisting that if something is erotic it has no social, artistic, or intellectual merit.

stop acting as if someone can’t enjoy both erotica and literary fiction or classics. it’s not some dichotomy.

stop acting as if erotic art can’t be poignant and meaningful. and that includes all erotic art - not just fine art.

stop insisting that sex scenes or erotic material ruin movies and shows just because you, personally, get icked out watching it.

no, not all erotic art is high art, and not all erotic art is meant to invoke deep intellectual discussion - but insisting that makes erotic art valueless, a disservice to intellectualism, or whatever else - does nothing but add fuel to a fire built on conservative ideology.

[duerede]

My personal hobby horse here, is that porn can have artistic merit. Sturgeon's law applies of course, but if you look you can find porn that is interesting, funny, thought provoking, and worth intellectual discussion with friends

[boltlightning]

oh my god. og my god. the symbolism of it all

[depsidase]

[revretch]

You know what messes me up?

This dinosaur skeleton is incomplete. But, it doesn't look that way to us, because the parts it's missing are parts we don't have.

See how there are ribs on the bottom? Those are called gastralia. That's right, dinosaurs had ribs on their stomachs as well, and modern crocodiles and alligators still have them! (Also, notice that the ribs keep going to the hips instead of stopping above the waist. This is also true of modern birds, and why a bird can't have a concave stomach!)

Next, notice that ring floating in the center of the eye socket? That's called a sclerotic ring! Fish, reptiles, birds--with the exception of mammals (and, oddly enough, crocodilians), pretty much all modern vertebrates still have them! It's literally an eyeball bone. Afaik we haven't found a T-rex specimen with any intact, but since we've found them in other dinosaurs, it's very likely they had them too.

So, keep that in mind next time you see a dinosaur skeleton.

[revretch]

I'm glad people are as excited as I was to learn about the Secret Dinosaur Bones

[marlinspirkhall]

There are dinosaur bones that the government won't tell you about

[bocekcicek]

China, 1979, Eve Arnold.

[leodanbrock]

...are you crying?

Dimension 20 Cast Test Their Basic Culinary Skills

[taulupis]

[redstonedust]

illegal immigration is swag and epic and i salute everyone who does it. personally i think if you can afford to move somewhere you should be allowed to live there no questions asked. actually even if you cant afford it, it's not like i can afford to live here either. who give a shit.

[wizardarchetypes]

my best friend’s miniature horse Smoochie just won the mayoral race on our island (just barely placing before a beloved humpback whale) and Saga walked in from a nap and I said “Smoochie is mayor!” and they went “wh..huh?” and I said, “Smoochie, [friends]’s horse is mayor!” and Saga said “I don’t…know this meme” so Maggie and I started saying “Smoochie! THE REAL MINIATURE HORSE THAT WE KNOW IN REAL LIFE IS THE NEW MAYOR!!!!” as if the sentence made any sense to anyone off-island and if we just kept repeating it Saga would know why Smoochie is mayor

[wizardarchetypes]

the mayor

[inappropriate-aunt]

I know that the Pennsylvania cryptid is the Squonk and while I love him, I truly believe The Blob is also our cryptid. The blob is so well known that we throw festivals in his name. The Blob is terrifying, it consumes all. We point out places where the Blob has been. We speak in not-entirely-unserious tones about how climate change may put us at risk of another blob attack (actually that should be the sequel). And yes, it's a silly movie, but we like to act like it's real. Because maybe it is. Maybe the movie was a warning. Maybe the blob is coming for us.

[buzzcutssn]

[bred-by-insanity]

[onion-souls]

$10 budget Raiders of the Lost Ark

[king-moogle]

I looked for the original tweet and found more

[cybergata]

[8bitrevolver]

This is truly one of the greatest photosets on earth

[sexybritishllama]

the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

[botanyshitposts]

so many creatures putting SO much effort into putting ‘special’ fluids that TOTALLY aren’t water through every organ possible to clean them so they can use them again 2 seconds later. like why not simply sit on a damp substrate and pull water through your body by evaporating the extra out pores in your leaves lmaoooo

[botanyshitposts]

‘nooo nooo you don’t get it I need the big organ to run the fast firing nerves to run the machines that make the fluid go to work the big organ’. whatever chordate. lol

[shaudo-of-a-doubt]

troubleshooting time: arid area, low on damp substrate. what do?

[botanyshitposts]

good question! you could try closing your leaf pores for a while until more appears… sometimes you can also put more tubes down and feel around until you find some. water comes from the opposite direction of the sun unless it doesn’t ❤️ glad I could help!!

[transcyberism]

omg useless advice from privileged mfs from wet climates as usual... bet you don't even use CAM.

[botanyshitposts]

ok first of all i checked your profile and of COURSE its all meadows, say youre a grass who does C4 without saying youre a grass who does C4 100% speedrun challenge. sorry i wasnt blessed with a whole separate sheath of cells for increasing photosynthetic efficiency and nothing else but some of us actually have to adapt and deal with the VERY REAL AND SEVERE effects of photorespiration... literally imagine having 30 foot deep roots posting this. second of all 'plants in wet climates are privileged' you can literally live in water and use CAM??? isoetes erasure per usual on this website, neglected by an angiosperm monocot no less. why am i not surprised

[elodieunderglass]

Snorfle snarfle hnarf munch munch

[emulacion]

art_dailydose on ig

[sophsun1]

#dorothy zbornak my relatable queen

[hometoursandotherstuff]