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[alien-theory]

Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

[evilscientist3]

Trying to get a glass of water but i cant. The water goes up

[anyotherstar]

What do you mean the water goes up

[evilscientist3]

It goes up.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

happy birthday to water goes up

[loki08life]

Lego bottle

source: ci4ma

[mothmansboywife]

tma fans be like "omg can't wait to listen to my comfort show" and then it's medical malpractice asmr

[mathraptor]

Time to share this freak here.

Yup, this guy's made the rounds a few times on other sites, now he lives here.

[virtualgirladvance]

I love them

[disco-tea]

The worst thing filmmaker’s ever did was decide that because it’s called “Dracula” it must be because it’s about the actual guy Dracula and his melancholic woes and alluring world of darkness and seduction and not the fact that every single character in the book hates him. Every single worker he comes across cusses him out and tells him he’s ugly and his vibes are rancid. Jonathan Harker wants to chop him up with a machete Quincy wants to shoot him so bad Renfield wants to crush his windpipe Van Helsing and Seward and Arthur and Mina and everyone else want him dead by impalement and decapitation. It’s called “Dracula” because every single character wants a piece of that bastard.

[jadedresearcher]

So fun fact: At some point in my life I got it into my head I wanted to make a Highly Ambitious Sci-Fi Simulation Murder Mystery Game, where all the characters in it were fully simulated and had their little simulated goals and ANY of them could have done it and it was up to you to piece together the clues they’d naturally leave behind in the wake of their nefarious deeds to decide who actually had the means and opportunity as you slowly realized EVERYONE present had motive.  Obviously, it would be a riff on Murder on the Orient Express, but that’s not important.  But, when I realized that I wanted to have a SINGLE person be the target of all that aggression, I realized in my heart of hearts that person had to be Dracula.  And BOY did the plot of the game write itself out at that point. So many various reasons people could want this bastard dead. 

Ultimately, the ambitiousness of the simulation was its undoing: I wasn’t yet in a point in my programmer skill tree where I knew how to properly debug AI, so it ended up unfinished (and for a platform I no longer have access to, alas).  HOWEVER let me leave you with my very favorite bug: Because I needed lots of reasons for characters to be constantly moving around and not just holing up in their space-train cars, they had various bodily needs, like hunger and thirst and the need to go to the bathroom, you know, normal things.  Imagine my horror and delight when I was running a test game to figure out why Dracula kept Not Getting Murdered only to discover he was *LOCKING HIMSELF IN THE BATHROOM AND PISSING ETERNALLY*.  Turns out I had a bug where you just...wouldn’t stop.   I ALSO had a bug with the locking mechanism and people could let themselves IN but not out, so eventually the entire cast ended up there in the Infinite Piss room, unable to leave, and unwilling to murder because of all the witnesses.  Hell is real and its a buggy simulation game.

[disco-tea]

Op I’ve been laughing at this for 5 minutes. Literally have tears streaming down my face.

[jelloapocalypse]

Y... you're OP.

[jadedresearcher]

[blatantescapism]

[Image description: a tumblr comment that someone decided was too good to stay in the tags:

# new rule

# if your addition to the post is funny enough you own the post now

End ID. /]

[silverskulltula]

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

[gayweeddaddy69]

you know her bush is adorned with elaborate braids representing a long family tradition of training a grip that could deglove your member if she so chose

[gayweeddaddy69]

dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk

[what-even-is-thiss]

We don't have the pieces of the colossus at Rhodes anymore because an invading army sold him for scrap in 654AD. He only stood for a bit over 60 years before he was toppled by an earthquake but the pieces of him were there for over 800 years.

What's interesting to me about the colossus is that it was a statue of Helios. Most of the ancient Greek world wasn't super into Helios but the island of Rhodes was. He was their guy. So with their winnings from a battle they opted to build a gigantic statue of Helios. Can you imagine the sheer terror everyone must've felt while an earthquake was leveling their homes around them and in the distance is a gigantic crash and possible deafening gong noise from the gigantic statue of the sun god toppling to the earth?

That thing was about the size of the statue of liberty without the pedestal. That's part of the reason she's called the new Colossus. That and her spiked crown. Helios was almost always sculpted with bronze spikes around his head so it wouldn't have made sense for the colossus to not have those.

We don't have an ancient depiction of the colossus but we do know that he didn't straddle the harbor. That makes no sense and he wasn't tall enough for that anyways. Most likely he looked something like this drawing by Pedro Rafael Mena:

Or perhaps like this older illustration:

When thinking about scale, he was roughly the same size as the statue of liberty. Probably a bit shorter but comparable to its scale.

For scale, there's a protestor standing at her base. The colossus was roughly the same size as that, all the way back in 282BC.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Honestly learning that Plato made Atlantis up made me love the myth even more just because I love that it never existed and was just made up for politically argument.

(I loved taking a Greek mythos class in university, I even kept my textbook so I can reference it whenever I want to)

Atlantis isn't even a myth. It's an allegory. It's not that fancy.

[thegreatshaggylord]

Yeah but where is it though

[what-even-is-thiss]

In the friends we made along the way

[dodorodeo]

So it IS a myth

[what-even-is-thiss]

No.

[thegreatshaggylord]

It's not a myth?? I have to go search for it then

[what-even-is-thiss]

It's an allegory.

[the-diabolic-acid]

where's allegory

[what-even-is-thiss]

Up your ass

[elgatonegro117]

Computer wiring tunnel inside an abandoned coal power plant.

Photo by Bryan Buckley

[wastetheday]

A lot covered in one book….

[jwunderbread]

where have you been, jack douglas

what kind of things have you seen

[mistreeus]

I never add stuff to posts but this guy’s bibliography is too good not to share

[utopians]

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

[utopians]

Whatever

[minotaurfemme]

thats not a bong thats a bing

[evilwizard]

🧚‍♀️ thumbelina420 Follow

works for me!

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[ilikeit-art]

[skaiandestiny]

[389]

prairi ie

[jackalovski]

@one-time-i-dreamt coming out of her lake to steal your dreams

[assiraphales]

I miss the genre of movie where literally anything can happen and there’s no questioning it. there’s no judgment. like. a bunch of kids explore a booby trap rigged cave system & find a pirate ship with treasure while an italian crime family tries to kill them. some guys start a ghost fighting agency and then blow up a giant stay puff marshmallow man. david bowie is a goblin king and there’s wonky puppets and a labyrinth. a child commits war crimes against two burglars on christmas. a dad pretends to be a nanny to hang out with his kids. jim carrey in eighty pounds of green make up and fur terrorizes a town. like seriously. bring back absolutely hog wild bonkers ass movies. shits getting boring

[escuerzoresucitado]

[femhawke]

Huh.....