an ode to bullshitting your way through life

do you ?

[p1ssblood]

the final nail in the coffin

[gnusnoteunuchs]

ME: ah, fuck! these allergies are going crazy!

THE PERFIDIOUS POLLEN PARTICLE:

[cloevr]

strange aeons at dashcon 2025 turning the squirky goblincore bingus party UP horse plinko boots

[lesbxdyke]

I could think of no better way to share the news than this!

So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.

Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.

Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!

Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)

He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!

I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!

Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:

[lesbxdyke]

Update!

Me and Artie are gonna be in a local newspaper!!!

And he now has a gofundme to help with his medical expenses. The link is here but there's no pressure at all!

He's settling in well and keeps trying to escape the bathroom to go see my other cat, which I can't let him do yet!

Also he nearly had my hand off for his breakfast this morning so his appetite isn't being dampened by him not having any teeth!

[mothlabb]

[mothlabb]

hi guys! this is my first time physically releasing art i’ve done…

I am currently in a hard financial spot and am looking to try and sell a few items to help save up to cover my university needs

if you’re interested in an adorable charm please follow the link below and support a small artist….

(PREORDER) Sora Kingdom Hearts Holographic Acrylic Charm - mothlabb's Ko-fi Shop

very cute double sided holographic acrylic key chain :3 it is 3 inches in a size with a silver heart clasp… perfect for ita bags

[inbetweenviolents]

amy!

[paradisemadman]

[cathedralroses]

The Arrowsmith Family, organized by Dylan Arrowsmith

Hi, my name is Dylan and I’m trying to raise money for my family due to my Father’s (Dean John… Dylan Arrowsmith needs your support for The

hey everyone, i’m posting this to try and support spread awareness for my partners family’s struggle with their dad’s cancer. any level of support is greatly appreciated, if you are able to reblog this and spread the word that would be amazing. thank you <3

[tomorrowillbeyou]

gravestone that says he was eaten by a cd player

[rabbitebooks]

You'll notice that people do this in multiplayer games for much the same reason!

[catmask]

what is the lamest thing that ever genuinely scared you like either as a kid or adult. i got scared of those halloween cartoon scooby doo ass eye stickers ppl put on mirrors when i was 9 and screamed so hard i fainted

[daggerdoggy]

"werewolves or vampires" "zombies or ghosts" ENOUGH ALREADY. WE SHOULD ALL BE MAKING OUT SLOPPY STYLE OK

[poyle]

HmmMMMM dirt munch much shlorp shlorp

[marioheritageposts]

Mario Heritage Post

[obi-one-drop]

[mysillycomics]

[elzarth]

I saw this tumblr poll and was deeply inspired... but I don't want them to fight 💔 make love not war ❤️

[the-scrying-game]

enjoy these sick wizard graphics