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loveridden1999

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

headspace-hotel

Shakespeare is like this

insufferablepirate

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

ruhrohrexia

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

solavei

a summary of the consequences of my life because I read percy jackson

solavei

1. I steal my older brother’s PJO books, read them, and download Pinterest on my Kindle to get my first taste of fandom

2. I spend a lot of time online, secretly, and am exposed–for the first time–to the fact that it’s weird that I share a room and bed with my dad and am not allowed anywhere else

3. My dad brings me to a corn field and tells me obama is the anti-christ who’s been sent by god to end the world, as foretold by the bible. I believe this and cry when he’s elected because i don’t want to die

4. I begin googling and discover that my situation is not great. I begin a careful attempt to ~distance~ myself from my father by sleeping anywhere else through any means possible. Eventually, I’m allowed to sleep in my own room

5. Now that I’ve been exposed to the real world and the fact that I’ve been groomed, I’m not ~obedient~ anymore and my dad Dips(™) to find a new kid. We lose our house and have to move to government housing in a new city

6. Eventually my parents divorce because of this. My dad moves to a horse ranch. I visit him on the horse ranch, think it’s cool, and invite my friends over for a sleepover. I have my first gay kiss with a girl in a tent. The next day my father tries to ~kill~ me on the horse ranch(™) with a golf cart

7.My dad disappears from the face of the earth. He forgets his phone is connected to the family iMac. We know all about the crimes he is committing. He fakes a heart attack in a Wal-Mart at some point, idk

8. The FBI is onto his life of crime. He flees to Romania to escape them and lives with a millionaire Romanian woman. She’s suspicious of him after a while. She hires a private investigator and unearths his life of lies and crime. He flees to Alaska. He gets a roommate in Alaska. The roommate goes to federal prison. We never hear from my father again. He is, perhaps, dead.

9. It’s revealed to us that my grandmother is also involved. She’s been smuggling drugs from the hospital. She also goes to federal prison. Also apparently my older brother and I aren’t related. This was another scam from my father

solavei

Understandable response

jem-jam

uhhhh hh hh hhh

doc-notreally-salas

Me reading from point 2 to point 3:

pjo-tvs-version

👁️ 👄 👁️

fairycosmos

there used to be things to watch on youtube

scramratz

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

#or without people complaining you “harshed the vibes”#eu juro que o “pesou o clima” é só a nova forma da nova geração não falar sobre as coisas que a sociedade quer que vc esqueça #uma dicotomia muito grande entre “depressão é uma doença que tem que ser levada a sério e falar sobre abertamente pode diminuir o suicidio”#e “nossa mas aí vc pesou o clima”#literalmente todo o progresso que nós fizemos sobre falar sobre tabus indo ralo abaixo com apenas uma frase

tetitasdelimon

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

hug-your-face

via @swatercolor [insta]

hug-your-face

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

zannolin

oh blorbo from my shows? haha yeah man i love that guy. i hope something terrible happens to him in front of his loved ones that he barely survives and i get to watch.