Don't waste my time

My name is Diana. I hunt demons for a living. (This is an oc indie rp blog for devil may cry; I'm willing to rp with anyone, including ocs.) A Multi-ship Blog Status: Single Open to Magic Anons

[incompletehuntress]

I'm back!

Mun: So... running a convention is hard. School is a pain. And I can't access my other tumblr :/

[incompletehuntress]

Diana tilted her head to the side in confusion, “You wanted a hug? Why?” Bastion didn’t seem like the type that would want physical act of affection. Then again, the young huntress learned that almost everyone needed some form of physical contact with another. A hug, a handshake, a massage. It made people feel good. 

So I guess Bastion isn’t an exception. And I don’t think Angelous is the hugging type. She giggled as the thought crossed her mind. A smile formed as she watch Bastion fill with excitement from her gifts. He looked like a kid in a candy store as he ran to grab the holster. “I’m glad you like them.” She replied as she closed up her bag. Diana stood up from the couch. Feeling her hunger start to get the best of her, she swayed a bit. 

Crap… This is not the best time for fatigue to hit. She thought. “Hey, wanna drive my bike? You know this town better and I’m kinda tired.” She walked toward the door, “And as far as food goes, whatever is the closest place is completely ok with me.” she shrugged as she walked outside. The temperature had cooled down since the sun began setting so she was able to finally put her hair down again, without it feeling hot and uncomfortable on her neck. It had gotten really long over her travels, she didn’t really have time to get it cut. She ran her fingers through it a couple times, “Hmmm.. Maybe I should get it cut now? Or should I keep it long?” She talked to herself. She put her goggles on her face and sat on the back of the bike. “Let’s go. We can talk more when we get there.”  As she called him over, one thought crossed her mind.

Does Bastion know how to drive a motorcycle?

[devilmayassassinate71]

Bastion continued to fidget with his new ring as the two continued there conversation. “Course I did, your my friend and friends hug!!” He said giving her a smile as she did the same. He didn’t really mind where they went either but he knew there was a quiet pub near by that they could get food and a drink if they felt like it too. They had a lot to talk about, like what Diana had seen and done the hole time she was gone, he was excited to hear about how it all went and where she gone Lapis and the ring.

Bastion followed behind her and watched as her hair fell down onto her back, it was so different from what he remembered, she was so different from what he remembered and she looked amazing. His face turned a little red when she asked Bastion what she should do about it, he was speechless to the question for a moment but finally gave her a shrug he got outside. “Well you look great just the way it is but that’s not to say you don’t look good with short hair too!!” He began to panic and his hair began to turn the same color as his face.

Bastion sat him self on the drivers seat of the bike, it had been a while since he’d driven a bike like Diana’s but he had the just of it and turned the bike on. Twisting the throttle to rev the engine he gave a smile as he put it into gear and pushed him self off. Bastion speeded through the streets and dodged cars as he flew past them.

[incompletehuntress]

The huntress tilted her head confused as she turned to see Bastion in a panic.

I guess I was talking a bit too loud. He must’ve thought I was talking to him. Wait… he’s blushing?

The thought made her laugh. “What’s the matter Bastion? You can’t still have problems talking to me could you? I know it’s not a fever this time!”

Diana got on the bike behind Bastion, and pulled down her goggles. “I’ll figure out my hair problems later. Let’s go.” She said holding him close. Her eyes closed as her body began to relax. He’s pretty good at this. Who would’ve thought? The warmth of his body; the warmth of another person’s body. Something she hadn’t felt in a long time. Her exhaustion began to take over. I can nap for a little bit. It wouldn’t hurt. His scent was so familiar to her, gunpowder and sawdust. I’m finally back.

“Thank you, Bastion.” She whispered as she fell asleep.

[fivetailedfacades]

I saw this floating around so I made it transparent

you’re welcome

oh look I fixed it

[gifcraft]

[adayto4get]

IM CRYING BC THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

[adayto4get]

last time i looked (yesterday btw) this thing had 9k notes wtf

[kihler]

i have been watching this for 5 minutes

[invxgorate-blog]

WHEN YOU REALLY WANT TO RP WITH SOMEONE BUT UR AFRAID THEY THINK UR ANNOYING SO U STAY IN THE SHADOWS WITH A BROKEN HEART GOD DAMMIT

[dwarflassvala-deactivated201606]

Who would be the perfect lover for my muse? Send it via ask!

[grossgrossgrossgrosss-deactivat]

Please reblog if you are an OC/OC friendly rp blog

[ironmanslegacy-deactivated20160]

Being an OC is like being a peasant sometimes.

[jackfrostinabox]

COME AT MY BLOG! I’ll love you to death :D

[trinomic-deactivated20150710]

[captain-ems]

Not usually something I would reblog, but it’s really relatable right now

[t-h-e--m-o-t-h-m-a-n-deactivate]

:(

[cuntwarrior]

geez this hit me.

[indierpers-blog]

Reblog if you are a DEVIL MAY CRY role player

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Not your fandom? Find it here or send us an ask

[incompletehuntress]

is it just me or am i the only one that’s literally terrified to reply to an open starter bc i’m worried i won’t get a reply or that i’ll reply with a muse that they won’t like or that they won’t like my reply bc its too short or too long or they didn’t like the icon/gif that i picked or am do i just stress too much?? 

[alice-the-koala]

Reblog for a pun in your ask. I will do every singe one.

[forever-moreaux-deactivated2025]

I did not lie, I have done over 130 of them.

HOLY ASS CRACK

[alice-the-koala]

see, i am God

[gaegaehomosegxualgae]

16K NOTES AND I GOT ONE??? HOW THE HELL-

[imadeadbodyy]

nope

[imadeadbodyy]

omg!!!!

[rabbit-of-carbonfiber]

REBLOG IF YOU'RE AN ARTIST!!!

Professional or not, no matter what art style, I wanna see how many artists are out there.

[kitkatandpie]

I try to be!

[weaknessofheaven]

Because they changed mine. And ruined it simultaneously. Devil May Cry has always been there, and I can always count on turning on that console and feeling better to fight alongside Dante and the gang to save the world.

[incompletehuntress]

[devilmayassassinate71]

Bastion gave a smile as Diana hugged him, he hugged her back but it didn’t last long as she let him go and covered her blushing face. “There’s no need to be sorry, I wanted a hug to be honest.” He said with a childish smile and rubbed the back of his head. When she told him she brought him something back from her travels the smile became a grin, he didn’t know why but he loved getting presents and it always made him happy even if it was just a pencil. When Diana handed Bastion the ring and explained its purpose he put it on his middle finger right there and then. It was a perfect fit and it looked good on him too. Bastions face lit up even more as she handed him the desert eagle, he always wanted to have dual wielding guns but never got round to making one with all the orders he had. It was big but rather light in his hand, the fact it was blue and sliver made it even better. “This is awesome Diana!!” He said as he rushed into the back room to grab a spare holster that would fit Lapis. He returned from the back with it on his left leg, the holster was a bit too small but it would do for the moment. “Then lets go out and since you got me the ring and gun it’s on me.” He grabbed his jacket off the back of the couch and headed to the door. “What you feel like having??” He asked Diana as he opened and held the door for her.

[incompletehuntress]

Diana tilted her head to the side in confusion, "You wanted a hug? Why?" Bastion didn't seem like the type that would want physical act of affection. Then again, the young huntress learned that almost everyone needed some form of physical contact with another. A hug, a handshake, a massage. It made people feel good. 

So I guess Bastion isn't an exception. And I don't think Angelous is the hugging type. She giggled as the thought crossed her mind. A smile formed as she watch Bastion fill with excitement from her gifts. He looked like a kid in a candy store as he ran to grab the holster. "I'm glad you like them." She replied as she closed up her bag. Diana stood up from the couch. Feeling her hunger start to get the best of her, she swayed a bit. 

Crap... This is not the best time for fatigue to hit. She thought. "Hey, wanna drive my bike? You know this town better and I'm kinda tired." She walked toward the door, "And as far as food goes, whatever is the closest place is completely ok with me." she shrugged as she walked outside. The temperature had cooled down since the sun began setting so she was able to finally put her hair down again, without it feeling hot and uncomfortable on her neck. It had gotten really long over her travels, she didn't really have time to get it cut. She ran her fingers through it a couple times, "Hmmm.. Maybe I should get it cut now? Or should I keep it long?" She talked to herself. She put her goggles on her face and sat on the back of the bike. "Let's go. We can talk more when we get there."  As she called him over, one thought crossed her mind.

Does Bastion know how to drive a motorcycle?

[0010zodiac]

THE SIGNS CARTOON CHARACTER (GIRLS)

aries- daria morgendoffer

taurus- lizzie mcguire

gemini- kim possible

cancer- velma dinkley

leo-  lilo pelekai

virgo- shego

libra- mabel pines

scorpio- suga mama

sagittarus- buttercup

capricorn- sailor moon

aquarius- mulan

pisces-  eliza thornberry

[d-oo-m-ed]

Dean’s fear of flying is too good not to post.

[incompletehuntress]

Quality M!A Masterlist

----- Physical M!As -----

Time Warp: Muse is suddenly a specified age.

Equipment Change: Muse is suddenly a specified gender.

Pinch And Drag: Muse is suddenly a specified size.

Odd Organism: Muse is turned into a specified animal.

Odder Organism: Muse is turned into a specified monster.

Beep Boop: Muse is turned into a robot. If muse is normally a robot, they are now a living being.

Spirit Door: Muse is turned into a ghost. If muse is normally a ghost, they are now alive.

Oh Hell No: Muse is split into good and evil versions of themself.

Assimilation: Muse now has specified robotic features or components.

Flutter: Muse now has wings of a specified size.

Name It: A specified physical feature of the muse's is now very different.

----- Personality M!As -----

Abloo Bloo: Muse can't stop crying.

Snuggle Bug: Muse is now exceptionally affectionate to everyone.

ESAD: Muse suddenly despises a specified person or thing.

Red Heart: Muse is now passionately in love with a specified person.

Hero Worship: Muse idolizes a specified person and thinks everything about them is amazing.

Obsession: Muse cannot stop thinking about a specified person or thing.

Constant Boners: Muse's libido has gone wild and they can't stop thinking about sex.

Rustled Jimmies: Muse is rebellious and easily angered.

Game Over Man: Muse is now terrified of a specified thing.

----- Abilities and Afflictions -----

3D Motion: Muse can now fly.

Lights Out: Muse cannot see.

Muted Speakers: Muse cannot hear.

Muted Mic: Muse has no voice and can't make a sound.

Heavy Chest: Muse suddenly has difficulty breathing.

Now Try Rapping: Muse now thpeakth with a lithp.

S.S. Stutter: Muse now speaks with a s-severe stu-stutt-t-ter.

Nerve Pain: Muse is struck by intense, constant pain which nothing can alleviate.

Sucky Symptoms: Muse becomes miserably ill with specified symptoms.

Woop Bang Crash: Muse has lost their depth perception and balance.

Bonk Smack Thump: Muse suddenly loses all feeling in their limbs.

Twitchy Skin: Muse is extremely sensitive to touch.

Whoa Mama: Muse orgasms every time their name is said.

Sweet n Spicy: Muse feels like their mouth is on fire and only kisses make it stop.

Let Me Up: Muse is tied down and at the mercy of others.

Minor Inconvenience: Muse's clothes have all gone missing.

Strip Party: One item of muse's clothing disappears every time a specified thing occurs.

Mee Yow: Muse is suddenly some kind of sex kitten.

Pshhh Naw: Muse is now completely drunk.

Pick Your Poison: Muse has to do a specified thing every time their name is said.

Truth Obsession: Muse either cannot lie, or they cannot stop lying.

Dancing On The Ceiling: Muse is somehow unaffected by gravity.

That's Creepy: Muse now looks exactly like a specified person.

No Survivors: Muse is suddenly on a murderous rampage.

Spicy Meatball: Muse breathes fire whenever they open their mouth.

Seadweller: Muse is now aquatic and cannot survive out of water.

400 Blankets: Muse is now freezing cold and can't seem to get warm.

Shouldn't Have Said That: Muse has lost their verbal filter and now blurts whatever comes to mind.

Thirsty: Muse is now a blood-drinker. They don't get fangs or special abilities, but they must now find blood to drink or they will starve. Other food and drink makes them vomit.

Just Not Your Day: A tiny storm cloud follows muse around and rains on them at specified times.

He Has A Point: Muse now has an angel and a demon, which only they can see and hear, perched on their shoulders and offering advice.

----- Interactive M!As -----

Kiss Me Whole: Muse is slowly fading away and will only return to normal when kissed.

Song And A Kiss: Muse loses their voice and will only regain it when kissed.

Don't Make It Creepy: Muse falls asleep and can only be awoken with a kiss.

I'll Owe You: Muse turns into a frog and will only return to normal when kissed.

Gimme Sugar: Muse suddenly wants to kiss anyone who says their name.

C'mere Babe: Muse is suddenly compelled to kiss anyone who sends them an ask.

Very Well: Muse is owned by a specified person and must obey their commands.

Yes Mistress: Muse must submit to any commands given to them.

Come Fairy: Specified person has the ability to bring muse to orgasm by pointing at them.

Makeouts Or Dismemberment: Muse is chained to a specified person for a certain length of time. Include chain leeway/length.

I Feel Strange: Muse swaps personalities with a specified person.

I Look Strange: Muse swaps bodies with a specified person.

Bad Sexy Idea: Muse is now on a quest to make out with the one person they know they shouldn't.

B-Baka: Muse now acts like a bashful, blushing klutz around a specified person.

Ooh Kinky: Muse is suddenly into BDSM and on a mission to get it on with a specified person.

Hey Whatcha Doin: Muse is compelled to follow a specified person around and can't leave them alone.

TMI Warning: Muse is compelled to confess an opinion or feeling they have about anyone they speak to.