trekkie4evr

she/they, 22, aroace (now officially), I'd like to say I'm doing my best but honestly I've been a little lazy, this blog is just my personal blog I have many fandoms but I will always circle back to Star Trek (obviously)

[inconvenienttrekkie04]

Gonna start a youtube series called 'Star Trek, I think?", where I re-watch an episode wait a few days to a week and then explain/summarize/ straight up tell you the episode but its only what I remember and my perspective/interpretation of characters/events and I'm not allowed to take notes so it all comes from my brain. There will be no visuals just a black screen/logo,my voice, and a very lacking retelling of star trek. At most maybe I'll draw like a diagram cause some episodes get tricky, but probably not even that. I had this idea because at the end of the day captains logs like we see in many series really are just 'trust me bro' logs with little to no supporting evidence or even fake evidence. Ive had this idea a while but not the confidence or the time to do it but now I have both. The audio will probably suck and I refuse to learn how to edit so I think it'll be great. First episode coming soon.

[inconvenienttrekkie04]

I HAVE FINALLY DONE IT! THE FIRST EPISODE IS OUT NOW! LINK BELOW

Star Trek, I Think? Episode 1 "The Cage"

[wherelibertydwells]

[tlirsgender]

When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"

[tlirsgender]

[ID: a screenshot of the original post's tags that read, "#real turtleheads know this is a play on sliders (turtle emoji) which are a type of terrestrial turtle. but it's also tiny hamburgers #which seems apt. #this has been another episode of Joke Explainer" /end ID]

Keeping these actually. Necessary footnote for this post

[tlirsgender]

Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda

[tlirsgender]

Jaguar watching a sea turtle on the beach: oh fuck yum 100 pound slider

[tlirsgender]

Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[tlirsgender]

Every other animal in like a ten mile radius: I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[bigmight]

Guy who just discovered The Hobbit over a decade later : Oh my God. I Get it Now...

[beardedmrbean]

[giliisnotcreative]

@i-like-reblog-maps I heard you like large maps ^⁠_⁠^

[i-like-reblog-maps]

what the fuck

that thing is eldritch

acquired a dark mode version just to see what it’d look like. oh my god. this map is gorgeous

i have never seen a hub that large. i’m?? stunned

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Didn't realise it was a reblog map at first,thought somebody was drawing the visual effect that accompanies casting Testicular Torsion.

[cosmicanger]

graphix artiste

[maryoliveoil]

This is actually a valid concern lol

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[elektricnka]

imagine Thorin but instead of an oaken shield he has a bagginshield which is bilbo as tung tung tung sahur

is this still considered ship art?

[navy-leader]

Have been trying out new methods of shading and it's actually pretty fun, but it also makes me feel like this

[sachermorte]

eternally painful that you can't socialize without people expecting you to talk. sometimes I just want to be around. like a cat

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

It’s so funny how like. Spock is queer bc of the subtext, the Otherness inextricable from his character, meanwhile William Shatner was handed the straightest man of all time on paper and fumbled the bag bc he couldn’t stop giving Leonard Nimoy fuck-me eyes and now he lives in a bi Kirk hell of his own devising, forever enduring the conshatquences of his shactions

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

[avatardoggo]

oh

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

[lizluvscupcakes]

Ya gotta have

✨⭐️ SOUL ⭐️✨

[voidgremlinguege]

DONT STOP ME NOW!

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[arthfsac]

So... coff coff...Mtg Hobbit set, heh? (WIP)

[00000066]

[chimaerakitten]

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.