Carmen: Johnny dear, I must borrow your 'fuck shit up' jacket.
Johnny:....for what?
Carmen: Fucking shit up!
Later...
Carmen, wearing Johnny's jacket and swinging a crowbar at Kreese's head: VIBE CHECK!
Johnny: WAHOO!
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@incorrect-cobrakai-quotes
Carmen: Johnny dear, I must borrow your 'fuck shit up' jacket.
Johnny:....for what?
Carmen: Fucking shit up!
Later...
Carmen, wearing Johnny's jacket and swinging a crowbar at Kreese's head: VIBE CHECK!
Johnny: WAHOO!
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Sam: You're bi.
Miguel: You didn't know? Like, everybody knows.
Sam: You're bi for Robby,
Miguel: Yeah, funny story! We didn't try anything because we didn't want to make you feel bad.
Sam: WHAT.
Miguel: I dunno. He dumped you because he was gay, WE'D recently broken up...didn't want to give you a complex.
Sam: My boyfriends doing it is MY GREATEST SEXUAL FANTASY. If you told me *then*, my hand TO THIS DAY would be in my pants.
Miguel:...is your hand in your pants right now?
Sam: THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT!
Sam: Why are Miguel and Robby sitting with their backs to each other?
Tory: They had a fight.
Sam: Then why are they holding hands?
Tory: They get sad when they fight.
Miguel: *Screams*
Robby: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Sam: Should we do something?
Tory: No, I want to see who wins.
Hawk: I have no fears.
Miguel: What if you woke up one day and Tory was taller than you?
Hawk: ...I have one fear
Daniel: There's always a light at the end of the tunnel!
Johnny: It's usually an oncoming train.
Daniel: Can you not kill the vibe for like one second??
Daniel: Hi Johnny.
Johnny [internally]: There he is, he's here, my favorite person in the world, the love of my life. God, I just want to stare at him and hold him for the rest of my life.
Johnny [out loud]: what the fuck do you want?
Sam: I win.
Miguel, confused: I am literally pinning you down.
Sam: I know
Johnny: sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Miguel [shocked]: THE COW???
Johnny: what?
Daniel: Miguel no-
Sam: why are you on the floor?
Robby: I'm depressed.
Robby: Also I was stabbed, can you get my dad, please?
Johnny: Favorite horror movie?
Miguel: It
Tory: Saw
Hawk: Annabelle
Demetri: High School Musical. After watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics.
Amanda: Where have you been?
Daniel, coming back from a mission with Johnny: Emotional hell.
Robbie: looks like we've both got a pretty bad case of Cobra Kai rivals.
Daniel: Yes, but yours is an idiot, and mine is a fork-tongued lizard witch
Johnny, about Kreese: You have to forgive him, he has a heart condition.
Miguel: What condition?
Johnny: He doesn't have one.
Johnny: Where's Daniel?
Miguel: Hawk locked him in the bathroom!
Hawk: Miguel! You weren't supposed to tell him!
Johnny: I'm cool with it.
Johnny: How long does your ideal hug last?
Miguel: About 38 to 45 minutes.
Johnny: That's really impractical.
Miguel: You said ideal, not realistic.