Hermes ;)

!ASKS OPEN! Request any incorrect quotes or art pieces!

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Hey there! I'm Quinn, a 19-year-old artist who loves creating art and writing incorrect quotes. Feel free to hit me up for requests! 🎨✨

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Ghost: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.  Soap: Wow. They sound stupid.  Ghost: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.  Soap: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”  Ghost: I guess you’re right. Hey Soap, I love you.  Soap: See! Just say that!  Ghost: Holy fucking shit.  Soap: If that flies over their head then, sorry Ghost, but they're too dumb for you.  Ghost: Soap.

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Soap: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.  Roach: I’m “a couple of things”.  Ghost: I’m “got distracted”.

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Horangi: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.  König : What- how?  Horangi: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

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Soap: Why is there blood everywhere?  Ghost: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.  Soap: You stabbed someone?!  Ghost: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

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Horangi : I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...  König : Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

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Ghost: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.  Soap : *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*  Ghost: That one. I want that one.

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i dont think anything compares to the joy of getting asks on tumblr or getting comments on ao3

its like, wow. human communication thru the internet. except it feels personal. but yknow, in a nice way, not in an invasive way

its like, you CLICKED on MY account and read thru MY posts and cared enough to leave me a personal message. smth so cute abt that

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Video my sister made at our local fry’s

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Horangi: The Ocean is a soup.  König : König : Do elaborate.  Horangi: What are needed for something to be a soup?  König : Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.  Horangi: *Tilts head*  König : The Ocean is a Soup.  Horangi: The Ocean is a Soup.

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Soap: I love you.  Ghost: How many people have you said that to?  Soap: Everyone.  Ghost: What?  Soap: I told everyone that I love you.

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Soap: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*  Ghost : Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?  Soap: I—  Soap: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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join my community if you like art y’all’s 😋😋😋😋

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will you be my internet parent!!

of course 😼

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Soap: Tell me a little about yourself.  Ghost: I'd rather not, I really like this group.

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Price: Gaz, can you help me? All of my clothes disappearing for some reason.  Gaz, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

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König: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Horangi !  Horangi : You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.