What kinds of cars GI Joe characters would drive
Shipwreck: '70s Corvette Stingray with a surfboard on top and a Salt Life sticker
Roadblock: Big red Ram 3500 dually pickup covered in patriotic bumper stickers, with a bald eagle hood ornament and an American flag mounted on the antenna
Snake Eyes: BMW R1200RT motorcycle, quick and silent just like him
Gung Ho: '90s 4x4 Chevy pickup covered in mud with a faded New Orleans Saints sticker and hunting and fishing gear in the back
Ace: Polaris Slingshot three-wheeled vehicle; he drives it around while wearing aviator glasses and a bomber jacket to look cool but unfortunately he's from Rhode Island
Law: Police package Crown Victoria; it's his old patrol car from when he was with the Houston Police Department and he bought it at an auction for sentimental value
Tunnel Rat: '90s Toyota Supra tuner car with a spoiler, flashy rims, low-riding suspension, neon underglow lights beneath the chassis, and Japanese writing on the sides (he doesn't actually know what the writing says)
Lifeline: Kia Soul that he uses to deliver Doordash orders in his spare time
Dusty: Dirty, beat-up, sand-colored '80s Toyota Hilux pickup that probably used to be used by some terrorist organization in the Middle East
Wild Bill: A horse. Literally just a horse
Footloose: Tesla Cybertruck with a "stonks" meme bumper sticker. He paid for it entirely in crypto. The interior smells like weed and the horn sound is the Windows XP startup sound









