Three Goblin Art
Kiana Khansmith
Show & Tell
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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noise dept.
KIROKAZE
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Jules of Nature
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Xuebing Du
Not today Justin
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
shark vs the universe
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@incorrect-hawkeye-quotes
Kate: y'know, I don't say this often, but I really feel like we should try a non-violent approach to this
Yelena: I agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely", and after the word "violent", include the phrase "blood explosion extraordinaire"
Clint: So, Cap, I know you're from the forties, but you're not like homophobic or anything, right?
Steve: I'm gay
Tony: He's dodging the question!
Coulson: We need that data. Now, I know when you and Romanoff stole it, you were told not to make any copies
Clint: No, we promised. And that would be very wrong
Coulson: Uh huh
Coulson: ...
Coulson: Show me your copies
Clint: we can't go; it says 18+ and there's only two of us
Kate: oh my god Clint you're ridiculous
Kate: we can just invite more people
Clint: if I'm not back in five minutes...
Kate: just wait longer?
Clint: no, come rescue me
Coulson: so this is a picture of my car as of two weeks ago
Picture: *a car*
Coulson: and *this* is a picture of my car as I found it this morning
Picture 2: *said car which is now very much on fire*
Coulson: do any of you care to tell me what's wrong with this picture?
Steve: the white balance, for one
Clint: the focus is a bit too close
Natasha: the chromatic aberration suggests you bought that camera because it had "the most megapixels"
Coulson: THE CAR IS ON FIRE
Clint: ...
Natasha: ...
Steve: ...
Clint: maybe you should use the insurance money to get a better camera
Clint: I never understood why people cared about their dumb friends until I got a friend of my own
Clint: I've only had Natasha for a day and a half but if anything happened to her I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself
Tony: where's Morgan?
Pepper: Clint and Natasha are playing dress-up with her
Tony: they are?
Pepper: she was upset about some mean girl in her class calling her names
Tony: huh. Well that's really sweet of them, distracting her like that
Pepper: *laughs*
Pepper: sure. That's exactly what they're doing
*meanwhile*
Natasha, going through Morgan's closet: now, these shoes have reinforced soles
Clint: which mean that your kicks are going to be twice as painful
Natasha: if you had to choose between Tony and all the money in my wallet, which would you choose?
Clint: depends. How much money are we talking here?
Tony: Clint!
Natasha: 57 cents
Clint: ...
Clint: I'll take the money
Tony: CLINT
Fury: Hawkeye, how is your mission to take out the black widow going?
Clint: target has been taken out
Fury: excellent. Now—
Clint: we went to dinner and a movie. She proposed. My last name is now romanoff
So I just realized that my asks and submissions were off so they're on now if anybody cares!
Clint: yeah I'm really proud of Kate. She's super smart too—she can do tip math in her head!
Natasha: Clint, everyone can do tip math in their head. You just multiply by two and move the decimal to the left
Clint: ...Holy shit
incorrect quotes are so crazy. no understanding of the characters, half of the times the jokes don't make sense, blatantly just weird and they're EVERYWHERE. they are most definitely incorrect quotes i will tell you that
methinks they should've done this black window movie before they fucking dropped her off a cliff in endgame
Natasha: Have you seen a boy with blond-topped hair and a sunny though occasionally vague disposition, answering to the name of Clint?
I’ll just be over here holding my breath for the potential that you may draw future Marvel characters from Disney+ series *cough*hawkeye*cough* because so far everything you’ve shared with us from the existing series IS KILLER FREAKING FANTASTIC 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
Thank you so much! I really appreciate that. You can definitely expect Hawkeye in the future. I’ve already drawn Kate and her dog, Lucky. ☺️ 🐕
Tony: so, is that new mission I heard you and Nat talking about going forward?
Clint: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you
Clint & Tony: *laugh*
Clint: well, kill you even sooner
