Hedwig: *kisses Yitzhak's neck*
Yitzhak: What was that?
Hedwig: It's called affection.
Yitzhak: Disgusting.
Yitzhak:
Yitzhak: Do it again.
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@incorrect-hedwig-quotes
Hedwig: *kisses Yitzhak's neck*
Yitzhak: What was that?
Hedwig: It's called affection.
Yitzhak: Disgusting.
Yitzhak:
Yitzhak: Do it again.
someone: are you a boy or a girl?
hedwig: buddy, I'm a mess.
Hedwig: You're pretty dumb.
Yitzhak: Thank you.
Hedwig: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.
Yitzhak: All I heard was "you're pretty". I'm focusing on the positives of life.
Yitzhak: So, uh I heard you like bad boys.
Hedwig: Not really.
Yitzhak: Oh, thank god.
Why are gay people told to tone down their gayness, but no one tells straight people not to wear shorts in the fucking snow?
hedwig
Hedwig: I could get you deported right now
Yitzhak: So could Skszp
Hedwig:
Yitzhak: So could anyone else in this room
Hedwig:
Yitzhak: So could a cat
Hedwig:
Yitzhak: So could a very determined duck
Hedwig:
Yitzhak: You're not special, Hedwig
have any of you realized that almost every musical has a sex anthem?
heathers: dead girl walking
book of mormon: baptise me (this one is arguable but you get it)
rocky horror: toucha toucha touch me (and basically the whole musical tbh:
spring awakening: word of your body (and, again, basically the whole musical)
hamilton: say no to this
the last five years: shiksa goddess
please add on… this is very shocking to me
Les Misérables: Lovely Ladies
phantom of the opera: the point of no return
RENT: contact!!!!!!
jekyll and hyde: bring on the men
hedwig: sugar daddy
oh, look, it's I-hate-myself o'clock
yitzhak, at some point
Jacek: I am dad inside.
Jacek: I meant dead.
Jacek:
Jacek: No, I didn't.
Phyllis: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
Hedwig: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Yitzhak: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!
Skszp: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Jacek: Mental stability, my old friend!
Phyllis: Guys, could you lighten up a little?
Yitzhak: I hate you.
Hedwig: Wow, you too?
Hedwig: We have so much in common already
i'm sorry, y'all, but I'm probably taking a break for the next two weeks or so. my work is really piling up and my queue is empty, but I don't have time to refill it. I'll be back!
Tommy: I can’t believe we’re locked together in this room
Hedwig, throwing a key out the window: Truly unfortunate
Luther: can we talk? One ten to another.
Hedwig: I'm an eleven but continue.
Just once, I'd like a childhood memory I don't have to repress.
Hedwig
Hedwig: Aren’t you sugar and spice and everything nice.
Tommy: Aren’t you rudeness and sarcasm and everything... uh...
Hedwig: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I’ll let you out of this conversation right now.
Hedwig: there are dozens of straight people in the world...maybe even hundreds.
Yitzhak: source?