#hp chats

[snevans-is-my-life-source-always]

Lily: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Severus has been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

[fairyfortescue]

Harry: Draco! I‘ve lost my wedding ring somewhere, I can’t find it!!

Draco, barely glancing up from his book: *hands Harry a heavy bag* just take one

Harry:

Harry: is that a fucking bag with several spare wedding rings?!?!

Draco: nothing is unexpected in this household

Harry: so glad for all the trust, thanks a lot

[inspiration]

[princeicarus]

hp characters as things my friends have said, part 8

*talking about snape*

lily: he's a small town boy who thinks he can cure cancer.

peter: snape? he's worse than a cone. like genuinely.

marlene: that kid gives me yee-naw energy

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james: when was the last time you spent time with him?

lily: severus? no i don't see his face anymore thank god

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regulus: what do you think of james potter?

snape: i just don't get why people find him attractive. he's like an oompa loompa that stretched.

regulus, who has been pining after james since he was ten:

[lippskinn]

Remus and Sirius are standing in the drawing room watching the street below before Remus leaves.

Remus: D'you think you'll manage while I'm gone?

Sirius: Sure, it's like a holiday by the sea. I have my sun chair...

*He pulls a chair in front of the window when a car drives through a puddle with a swishing sound*

... And if I open the window, I can even hear the sea churn

Remus: Sirius...

Sirius: Mate, don't worry about me.

[coffitus]

Ginny: So when did you realize you were in love with my brother?

Hermione: what? Who said I'm in love with that idiot!?

Ginny: Come on, it's pretty obvious

Hermione: no it's not! Just because I think he is funny, smart and brave, it doesn't mean I love him! It's not like I think about him before I go sleep, duh

Ginny: if you say so

Hermione, staring the ceiling im the middle of the night: holy crap

[breilobrealdi]

Slytherin: —calling Puff— Hey beautiful, wanna stop by home later for a quickie?

Hufflepuff: I think it’s called a quiche. But yeah, I’m in!

Slytherin:

Slytherin:

Slytherin: Yeah, I can make a quiche for you-- *cries*

[beeezie]

[incorrect-hp-convos]

Draco: I’d do anything for you.

Harry: Say my hair is prettier than yours.

Draco: Correction: Almost anything.