Incorrect Kaishinshi Quotes

Every series need a golden trio and they've claimed the title.

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Kaito, telling Jii about Conan: He’s just standing there... menacingly!

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Heiji: It's Christmas, and you know what that means!

Shinichi: Everyone is going to try to kill each other at the dinner table?

Kaito: The turning of a religious holiday into a consumer hell?

Shiho: The sweet release of death?

Heiji: I was going to suggest “ugly sweaters competition” but you know what? We're going to therapy.

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KID: Stop using Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty! Dress slutty every day!

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Heiji: So when does the judgmental express arrive?

Shinichi: Shiho will be here at noon.

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Kaito, trying to think of a date idea with Shinichi: We could go to a bookstore. I’ll watch you browse for six hours.

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Shiho: ...what are you doing?

Kaito: Giving you a hug!

Kaito: Just give into it. Come on, you can do it.

Kaito: Unclench the fists, Shiho-chan. Unclench the fists. Yeah, there you go.

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Conan: Alright, now everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.

Genta: Why?

Ayumi: Are you in a hurry?

Haibara: No, he was referring to your relatively short attention spans.

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Kaito: Bye Shinichi! Bye Shiho-chan! Bye Mouri-chan! Bye Suzuki-chan! Bye Shinichi! Bye Shiho-chan!

Aoko: You said bye to Shinichi-kun and Shiho-chan twice.

Kaito, with a dreamy sigh: I like them.

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Heiji: I’m sure nothing can ruin my day.

Kaito, Shinichi and Shiho: *coming out of nowhere* Hey!

Heiji: I forgot saying that summons them.

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Shiho: So, the hairdresser shows up at noon tomorrow.

Kaito: Great, and while you do that, I’ll check in on the ring bear.

Shinichi: I’m sorryーyou’re saying ‘ring bearER’, right?

Kaito: ...

Shinichi: Kuroba Kaito, Look me in the eye and tell me ‘I promise I’m not bringing a dangerous wild animal to our wedding’.

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Heiji: Would you shoot your partner in the leg for 10 million dollars?

Kaito: You guys shoot me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house and range rovers.

Shinichi: We can just shoot each other, and we’ll have 30 million.

Shiho: Good thinking, fuck the system.

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Shinichi: Kaito, Miyano and i are no longer friends.

Kaito: Shinichi, that's literally the worst way to tell people we're dating.

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Kaito: I talk a lot, huh.

Shiho: Yes, but it's nice.

Shinichi: We like hearing your thoughts.

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Conan: You ever feel like you’re being watched?

KID: All the time! When you look this good, you get used to it.

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Kaito: What's your favourite colour?

Sonoko: Stop asking woman stupid questions. Ask her something logical and mature.

Kaito: Uh, okay. How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Shiho: 0.03.

Sonoko:

Sonoko: Mine is green, if you're wondering.

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Touichi: Sometimes I wonder if I failed as a father.

Shinichi: Sometimes?

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Kaito: Did you know you can't spell 'self' without 'elf'?

Shiho: What does that even mean?

Kaito: I don't know but it really cheered me up earlier.