(I'm so glad Five is allowed to say "fuck" in the show now, he deserves it.)
Me: fuck!
Five: language!
Me: you say fuck all the time!
Five: yeah, but I'm basically your legal guardian, I can tell you not to say it.
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(I'm so glad Five is allowed to say "fuck" in the show now, he deserves it.)
Me: fuck!
Five: language!
Me: you say fuck all the time!
Five: yeah, but I'm basically your legal guardian, I can tell you not to say it.
klaus on his next aa meeting:
Klaus: How can someone say Five is evil?? He's the most precious soft little soul.
Five, wiping blood off his face: YEAH I'M ADORABLE!
lila: every talk i have with you people gets more and more absurd!
diego: you say “you people” like you’re not part of the family. well, i’ve got news for you, lila. you’re already on the christmas card.
“If home is where the heart is, does that mean Five is homeless?”
- Klaus
luther: “she threw an ikea party and got 15 people to come over to assemble her furniture, while i had like 9 people cancel on my birthday party...”
Diego, immediately after seeing Luther in their dad’s office:
Five: I am the most deadly assassin that has ever come out of the Commission, I've killed more people than you could hope to imagine, I've slaughtered innocents, orphaned children, staged disasters. I am one of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse-
Klaus: Is your hand stuck in the vending machine?
Five:
Five: I paid for my doritos, im getting my doritos