blue meanie

incorrect marvel quotes (mainly guardians) | not all quotes are originals

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rocket: i can’t express how much i hate fucking bees

drax: then stop fucking bees?? it’s really a simple solution

rocket: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT

quill: not after bee movie we don’t

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dentist: let’s take a look at-

nebula: *swallows teeth* no

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loki: i’m a non-binary girl

valkyrie: okay but you still have a man’s body

loki: you’re right we should probably bury this dead guy instead of talking about gender

valkyrie: i’ll get the shovels

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nebula: why hasn’t anyone offered my parents five camels for my hand in marriage what am i doing wrong

mantis: it’s becuase you’re worth ten camels and they just can’t afford you :)

nebula: i

nebula: that’s literally the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me-

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gamora: sorry i’m late, i was doing stuff

quill, runs in panting, sweating: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS

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nebula: i love bees they are very important for the environment!

a bee: bzz

nebula, shaking and crying: please don’t hurt me

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gamora: nice weather

quill: thanks

quill:

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nebula: and then i said KNIFE to meet you,, it was a funny little pun

quill: YOU STABBED DRAX?

drax: don’t worry, i’m in a STABle condition

quill:

nebula & drax: [finger guns at eachother]

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nebula: i sure showed those guys, huh?

mantis: sure did

nebula: did you see how uncomfortable they got when i started crying?

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gamora: one day i hope i’m the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her

quill, an intellectual: the trick is to get a really big hat and scream

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nebula: what should we do now? we have some time to kill

mantis, visibly worried: w-who would we even kill?

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Tony Stark: *exists*

Nebula:

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Nebula: Look, i’m not saying all my problems are caused by bad parenting but...

Mantis: Yessss?

Nebula: That’s exactly what five of my therapists have told me.

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Quill: L is for the way you look at me 😘💗💕💖

Gamora: O is for the only one i see 🥰💕💕💖

Mantis: V is for very very extraordinary 😁😁

Nebula:

Nebula: egg

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thor: you remind me of my brother

nebula: :)

thor: stabby, evil, blue, fathers least favourite.

nebula: :(

thor: i loved my brother.

nebula: :)

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nebula, searching on the internet: raccoon bite leg what do

internet: elevate and apply pressure

nebula, lifting rocket real high: apoligise or else

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nebula: i feel no emotions.

gamora: you cried watching bambi with me

quill: and finding nemo

drax: and the lion king

rocket: dont forget frozen—

nebula: okay, how about we sHUT THE FUCK UP