child m/n: [give his mother gamora a card and some candy] happy mummy day mummy!
gamora: [reading the card m/n give her] aww thank you baby this is so sweet.
child m/n: [giving gamora puppy eyes] can i have some [point at the candy]
gamora: [raised an eyebrow] but i got this for mother's day.
child m/n: [shrug] you're only a mummy because of me.
gamora: wha- [glare at peter who been watching them and laughing his arse off] mr quill you sleep outside tonight.
peter: [stop laughing] wait what? what i did nothing wrong?!
gamora: because he a literal copy of you so it's your fault.
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