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Peter: You think I’m ready for this?

Tony: *softly* You’ve always been ready, kid.

Tony Stark, Probably: Adopting a super-powered Spider-kid was not on my 2016 Bingo Card... Yet here we are.

I want a huge ass coffee mug so I can drink as much as I want and if someone asks me I will say one mug.

PS. I haven't drank coffee in three days

Who needs therapy when you have a Peter

Peter: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE *aggressively throws water bottles at everyone*

Pepper: Uh... what's up with him?

Natasha: He's been trying to yell mental health and well being into all of us.

Tony: *crying* Well, it's working.

Peter (gets stabbed): ouch!

Tony: are you ok?!

Peter: ‘tis but a flesh pocket

It's hard to keep count

Aunt May: How many kids do you have?

Tony: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Late nights disappoint parents

Pepper: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?

Peter: How did you know I was up until 3am?

Tony: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

Stupid Rappers

Ned: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donalds?"

MJ: Because that sounds like a stupid rappers name.

Peter: Mhm, and we'd cringe everytime they'd be like "Ayo! It's ya boi, M.C Donalds".

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