Incorrect Stray Kids quotes

OT9 biased | 01'

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Chan: Make sure to put the toilet seat down

Jeongin: Okay

Jeongin, to the toilet seat: You're worthless and nobody likes you

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Jeongin: Small creatures are way more vicious. Its because their anger has less space to be bottled up.

Woojin: That's ridiculous, give me examples.

Felix: Spiders!

Minho: Wasps.

Jeongin: Changbin.

[leechanluvbot]

Me: I have no fears!

Someone: hearing the “JYP” in the back of a Stray Kids song

Me: one fear

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Changbin: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Felix: You're strong!

Hyunjin: No you're weak.

Seugmim: You're dumb that's what you are.

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Stays: Chan is so cute and pure I love this precious and harmless person so much take all of my uwus already😫🤧💕💝💘

Chan: Hello baby girls😏😎🤙😅

Stays: 🤡

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Jeongin: How are you?

Felix, checking his mood ring: I'm stressed

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Woojin: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all things you lost over the years

Minho: My childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Seungmin: My will to live! I thought I lost that somewhere!

Felix: My potential! I haven't seen that in 10 years!

Woojin: ...are you guys okay?

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Idk if you all felt my absence, but I'm back on Tumblr and I will start being active with this blog uwu

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aRE YOU KIDDING ME LMFAO, this is the third time when this happens to me, but this time I'm not even credited :)))))

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chan: there are three ways to do things—the right way, the wrong way, and the han way

woojin: isn’t that the wrong way?

chan: yeah, but faster

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Felix: Hmm!

Jisung: Hmm?

Felix: Hmm hmm?

Jisung: Hmm.

Hyunjin: How do they even understand each other?

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Changbin: Last night I saw a piece of art!

Hyunjin:

Changbin: For real, I haven't seen anything more beautiful in my entire life!

Hyunjin:

Hyunjin: Stop talking about my lips

Changbin: Never

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NCTzen: Babe, do you want a ride with my car?

Stay: The toy one?

NCTzen: It's red tho

Stay:

NCTzen:

Stay: hELL YEAH

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Hyung line playing chees

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Changbin: talks a lot with the chees pieces, loses

Minho: every time he makes a planned move he acts like he's tired and just moves the pieces random, wins

Chris: also talks with his chees pieces, but not as much, makes a plan to how take the queen but somehow he takes the king and wins

Woojin: he has a kind of plan but he put his king in a dangerous position because he was too tired to notice and loses

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Felix: I have an idea!

Chris: Is going to end with us in jail isn't it?

Felix: Maybe...👀

Jisung: Let's do it!

Jeongin: Yes!!!

Chris: *disappointed but not surprised leaves the room*

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3racha: *listens to the radio while writing lyrics*

*'let's dance the night away' starts playing*

Chris: *puts down his pencil*

Jisung: Oh no

Chris: *stands up*

Changbin: He will do it again isn't he

Chris: *goes to the centre of the room*

Chris: *starts dancing and singing*

Jisung: Can you even blame him, the song is a bop-

Felix, entering the studio: LET'S DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY! LET'S DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY!!! *joins Chris*

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Woojin: Last night I dreamt that I went to Italy

Felix: That's cool! I dreamt that I was in a post-apocalyptic world in which huge pink rabbit plushies were dominating and making experiments on humans in Dexter's laboratory

Jeongin: No way! I dreamed that I was siblings with Dexter and Didi! Or their cousin I can't remember exactly

Felix: Broooo

Jeonglix: *high five*

Woojin: What about you Chan?

Chan: Bold of you to assume I slept last night