#han incorrect quotes

[notastraykid]

Chan: We call that a traumatic experience. Chan, turning to Felix: Not a "bruh moment". Chan, turning to Seungmin: Not "sadge". Chan, turning to Jisung: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

[skzinka]

inka, a beloved mother : i care about all my children equally.

jisung, one of her kids : the others and i were attacked while you were away.

inka, panicked : IS JEONGIN OKAY!!??

[incorrect-kpop-mess]

Jisung: My life is just like a romantic comedy.

Jisung: only there’s no romance, and it’s just me laughing at my own jokes.

[lawlihgt]

jisung: it has come to my attention that i have a cult

minho: [glances to the camera like the office]

[incorrect-skz]

3racha: *listens to the radio while writing lyrics*

*'let's dance the night away' starts playing*

Chris: *puts down his pencil*

Jisung: Oh no

Chris: *stands up*

Changbin: He will do it again isn't he

Chris: *goes to the centre of the room*

Chris: *starts dancing and singing*

Jisung: Can you even blame him, the song is a bop-

Felix, entering the studio: LET'S DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY! LET'S DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY!!! *joins Chris*

[skzinka]

inka, in deep thought : what animal does orange juice come from?

jisung, full of self-confidence : duh, orangutans, silly.

chan, desperate : i don't know which of the two is more stupid

[incorrect-kpop-mess]

Jisung: I’m pretty sure Seungmin doesn’t want me to hang out with him anymore. He always calls me names like “loser”, “dumbass”, and “Jisung”.

Chan: The last one is literally just your name

Jisung: Well yes, but you should hear the way he says it

[lawlihgt]

chan, at olive garden: hey felix, jisung, could you get a table for us?

felix and jisung: sure thing!

felix and jisung, 5 minutes later running out with a table: GET THE CAR READY