They said that, right?

Sweet Home is my ACNH island.

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Rudy is visiting Kid Cat. Both get up to use the bathroom.

Kid Cat: I have to pee.

Rudy: Me too.

Kid Cat: Let's fight.

Rudy: Meet me in the Sweet Home Minecraft server for PvP.

Kid Cat: Haha, "Pee-vP"

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Jori: I'm aroace but damn is Luigi hot!

Jori, hours later: Have you ever regretted making a comment?

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Flick, Daisy Mae, Timmy, Tommy, and CJ are playing D&D. Daisy Mae is the DM.

Flick: I want to try to see if I can spot something or someone useful.

Daisy: Roll perception.

Flick: (rolls a natural 20)

Flick: Dad 20!

CJ: (sighs)

Timmy: (groans) Not another pun about your dad being named Nat.

Tommy: ...Nat.

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Some time in the future when I have Bob, Katt, Ankha, and Kabuki

Tangy: Apparently one in every 10 people is LGBTQ+

Tangy: (looks at Raymond and Bob going on a date in the garden)

Tangy: (sees Kid Cat discussing his successful transition with Jori, and Jori telling Kid Cat about how he finally got testosterone)

Tangy: (spots Katt wearing a lesbian pride sweater)

Tangy: (sees Kabuki, an elder gay, giving his life advice to Rudy, a baby gay)

Tangy: (views Ankha and Kiki on their first date)

Tangy: (remembers that she and Lolly are dating)

Tangy: Or... was it the other way around?

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Jori, time traveling: Be gay do crimes

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Pierce: Piglins are like police because they have arbitrary rules.

Pierce: "Open a chest and we'll attack you!"

Shari: Haha, "piglice"

Jacques: "APAB"

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Pierce: Happy 4th of July!

Jori: 4th of July is overrated. Happy 8th anniversary of when I adopted Jimi!

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Boone: I'm leaving

Shari: Noooo!!!

Jori: Safe travels, my friend.

Camofrog: It's about time.

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Jacques: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Jacob: What if it bites me and it dies?

Camofrog: That means you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Jacob, listen for once!

Gloria: What if it bites itself and I die?

Shari: Voodoo.

Rodeo: What if it bites me and somebody else dies?

Olive: Correlation, not causation.

Cookie: What if we bite each other and nobody dies?

Boone: That's kinky.

Reneigh: OH MY GOD

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Flick: Hey CJ, you're dad's looking pretty chipper today.

CJ: You did NAT just make a pun about my dad's name!

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Nat: You're gonna be late to your entomology class, come out!

Flick, from behind the door to his room: I'm gay.

Nat: Not what I meant, but good for you, son.

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Jori (my villager): Look at the buns on that guy.

Gulliver: (passed out with buns thrown on him)

Camofrog: This is the comedy police, the joke's too funny!

Jori: (loads slingshot) I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL!!!

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Cookie: Hey I'm lesbian

Rodeo: I thought you were Sweet Homeian.

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Boone: Hey, Shari, what time is it?

Shari: (Scream sings KK Metal)

Jacob, from inside his house: WHO IS SINGING KK METAL AT 2 AM?!

Shari: It's 2 AM, cheeky.

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CJ: Come on, I wasn't THAT drunk.

Flick: You asked me if I was single and started crying when I said I'm not.