I Was Really Sad About The Finale

So I Started This Blog Again. May As Well Go Out With A Bang, Eh?

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Esther: Aren’t you a little young to be time traveling?

Carmen: Yes, yes I am.

Petra: I’m probably 11 so shut the fuck up

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Chet: Say, Esther, what’s your numb-

Esther: [visibly texting] cellphones haven’t been invented yet.

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go vote damn it

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On this day 75 years ago everyone’s favorite scientist fell out of the future! Happy Reversary Sally!

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Chet: Come with me.

Petra: My dad told me not to go with strangers.

Chet: How old are you?

Petra: Somewhere between nineteen and early twenties.

Chet: If you’re at least nineteen then you should be able to make your own decisions.

Petra: You’re right. I should make my own decisions.

Chet: Exactly!

Petra: [shoots Chet point blank] I’ve decided not to go with strangers.

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the spiritual successor to this

Mateo: Now this next move is called the ligma, which is a very delicate move

Nikhil, tearing up from pride and not going to ruin this: What’s a ligma

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shoutout to @incorrectarsparadoxica for creating new aP content and being funny as hell

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💕💕💕💕☺️☺️☺️☺️

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nikhil: you ever hear about bofa?

mateo: thats the chewy stuff in you said comes in tea right?

nikhil, crying, turning to sally: i cant do it i cant break his heart like this

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Lou: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.

Ben: Oh, that's what you do?

Lou: Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.

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Sally, just waking up: where am I?

June, sarcastically: heaven

Sally: oh

June:

Sally: didn’t think you’d be here

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Petra: When will you learn? When will you learn? THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?

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sally: i should preface this.

anthony: no, listen -

petra: no, if you - if you couch this -

sally: no, hold on, hold on, hold on! hold on!

petra: you have to say the sentence.

anthony: there’s nine words, sal, that you have to say.

sally: …

sally: i dropped a fidget spinner on my cat's head.

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Bridget: Hey everyone, don't freak out

Sally: Why would we freak out?

Bridget: Because I just bailed Petra out of the police station

Bridget: She got pulled over for running a stop sign, on a motorcycle without plates or a VIN number, wearing a jacket that says "Pussy Magnet"

Carmen: What?

Sally: My god! That's a lot for me to process

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Esther: That’s the spirit! Don’t even think about the fact that our slightest misstep could cause an unraveling of the space-time continuum.

Jack: That’s all I’m thinking about now!

Esther: Yep, shouldn’t have said that. Regretted it immediately.

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Sally: We have fun, don't we, Nikhil?

Nikhil: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Esther: I’m sorry I dragged you into this. And that I never did laundry. And that I waited until you were about to do yours then secretly tossed mine into the basket to trick you into doing it.

Bridget: You didn’t trick me, I repeatedly asked you to stop.

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Petra: I turned out just fine

Carmen: This morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Petra: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN THERE! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN THERE!