Bring Pietro Back

Heroes and weirdos ~ Quotes from our friends, but in the context of superheroes.

[incorrectavngers]

Bucky: Hey bartender, can you call an ambulance? I'm about to bleed out. Thank you.

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Pepper is mad

Tony: Stop being so mean to me or I swear to God I'm gonna fall in love with you!

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Some Kid: Wow, Sam can fly?

Bucky: He's just hovering, it's not that impressive.

Sam: God, do you have to undermine everything I do?

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Bucky: As a kid, I liked my jack in a box.

Bucky: Now, I like my jack in a bottle.

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Sam: He almost killed me!

Bucky: I wouldn't have actually killed you.

Sam: Oh, aren't you sweet!

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Rocket: Truth or dare?

Bucky: Truth.

Rocket: How can I steal your arm?

Bucky: Never mind, dare.

Rocket: I dare you to give me your arm.

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Sam: So I'll take you through this whole thing. I'll be like your guide.

Bucky: Like Gandalf through Middle-Earth?

Sam: OK, first of all, let's take the Lord of the Rings references and put them in a deep, dark cave where no one will ever find them.

Bucky: Except Sméagol. He lives in a cave.

[incorrectavngers]

Steve: It took me 20 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer.

[sunfortune]

this scene isnt supposed to be funny but this part has me WEAK Every Time

[reeveskeanu-deactivated20181102]

tony: i made weapons that killed people

steve: thats your personal problem

[sunfortune]

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[ashidaii]

I want Venom 2 to start off with a peppy song playing while Eddie makes breakfast or something. It should have visual gags such as Venom opening the fridge for him to retrieve eggs while he’s at the stove to show how their relationship has developed between the first and second movie and how they really are in sync and in a mutualistic symbiosis thanks

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

[lousysharkbutt]

the perfect defense

[star-bvcky]

Gang, this video made me cry

[tylorswift-deactivated20250623]

MARVEL (½) PHASE 4: FINALISED DATES OF RELEASE

[boyd-stevens]

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

directed by Joe Johnston

[star-bvcky]

This!!! This is the key difference in Steve Rogers and John Walker, the core of what makes Captain America Captain America. Steve was chosen for his will to do good while Walker was chosen for his physical abilities, and the difference that that makes is so staggering. This is also why Sam Wilson is the perfect choice to be the next Captain America. He is similar to Steve in all the ways that matter while still being his own person and bringing a fresh perspective to the role. Summary? Walker is the worst possible choice to be Captain America while Sam is the best. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

[aubrey-plaza]

SHANG-CHI AND THE LEGEND OF THE TEN RINGS | 2021

[grinsekatze]

It is a mandate.

[star-bvcky]

Ok but like the way that he was right? Up until he was like ‘I’m captain america’ I was like damn this guy got a point tho…. like the government honors him and uses him until it’s no longer convenient for them. Walker fucked up big time, but in his defense (I can’t believe I’m saying that) the guy he killed wasn’t exactly innocent. He was innocent of killing Lemar, which is a whole other thing, but he was considered a terrorist by most world governments. That isn’t even considering the fact that Walker just watched his best friend die and thought this guy did it. Once again, this doesn’t excuse brutal murder in the street. Not even close. But the government used Walker until he made a mistake, straddled him with trauma before leaving him to rot when standing by him was no longer the easiest option. This shit is part of why Steve didn’t want to sign the accords. He didn’t want to be made to do anything he didn’t feel was necessary, and he didn’t want to be kept from doing what was necessary. Imagine if Steve had signed the accords and then done something, like defend Bucky, that the government didn’t approve of. They could have stripped him of his title and tried to take the shield, exactly what they do to Walker. I hate Walker as much as the next person, but this scene was kind of heartbreaking.