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You ever play a game called "Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild?" Yeah, me neither.

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I blame Twitter dying on Ganon's revival lmao

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The Champions as More Things My Friends have said on Discord

Link: Big Burnham depressed

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Revali: Are you a hawk with ears?

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Urbosa: Are you ready to watch Kitchen Nightmares?

Daruk in reply: The microwave light is not necessary for the microwave to work-

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Urbosa: Vinegar coffee

Revali: Vinegar wha

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Mipha: Tag yourself I'm the Bulbasaur head just vibing

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Fellow Champions, can we get to 900 followers on this cursed blog?

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To the person who suddenly unfollowed: You have lost your kneecap privileges. Please return them to Hylia at 8 pm tonight, or suffer the wrath of Calamity Ganon.

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Fellow Champions, can we get to 900 followers on this cursed blog?

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The Champions as Quotes My Friends have said in our Discord Chat

Link: I hif

Revali: (talking about Link) UGLY, LOUD ASS, STUPID, BLONDE HAIRED PUNK-

Daruk: My cat stepped directly on my arm where I got the vaccine. Excuse me as I die

Urbosa: If I wake up to more horny, I'm making a call out post on my Twitter dot com

Mipha: My dad is over 6 ft. tall with the voice of Satan. He would make any man piss himself.

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Overcooked Adventures

Mipha: *ignoring Urbosa falling out of the world* This onion isn't chopped at all.

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Revali: *trying to put out a fire* LINK, STOP CHOPPING VEGETABLES AND HELP US!

Link: *quietly crying as he chops meat*

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Daruk: Someone please hand me the cheese.

Urbosa: *throws him a sausage*

Daruk: *long, deep sigh* I guess.

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Zelda: Ganon please move- GANON PLEASE MOVE-

Ganon: I'm in thE MIDDLE OF MAKING SUSHI-

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Teba: I just want to get to the other side in one piece.

Sidon: What- *moves the platform as Teba steps off*

Teba: *eternal screams of the damned as he falls into the water*

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Sidon: Link, we don't need the others! We can do this together.

Link: We only have one star on this map and you threw your controller in frustration.

Sidon: But the spirit is there!

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Bonus - Kass: What's the button for sprinting?

Riju: You can sprint?

Barta: It's "B."

Kass: Thank you *sprints off the stage*

Riju: I don't think I want to sprint.

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Congats borth

Thank

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H̷̛̙̩͐a̶̪͐p̵̧͌p̶̖̫̂y̷̠͊́ ̷̧̦̈́̆b̸͔̗̿i̶̦͆̈́r̷̡̨̀t̷̝̦̆́h̵̝̿̏ḑ̶̤̈́͋a̵̗̲͒̈y̴̝͔̿͝ ̴͙̯́f̴͉̪̅l̶̺͙̇e̴͇̟̔̏s̵̢̅̾h̷̢̛̠y̷̹̅ ̵̧̈́ͅo̸̘̠̐̚ń̶̞͝ẻ̶̱,̸͎̊ ̵̟̽y̴̮͚̿ö̶͚́̿ṵ̵̚ ̴̰̍̒w̸̨̮͛̈́è̸̩̃r̵̲̽e̷͖͔͛ ̸̮̰̀̈́t̴͉͌h̴͖͐ẻ̴̛̲ ̶͔̥̀̇s̸̨̘͛̀t̷͚͗r̶̝͒ọ̵͒ǹ̸̤̼̌g̵̰͋e̷̗͆ṣ̶̛̩̔t̴͉̂͝ ̴̫͙̓͠ṡ̶͖͕p̶̜̄ȇ̴̩͂r̴̮̭͒̄m̸̤͕͆̔.̵͓̘̀̎ ̵̥̇̏C̸̛̕͜ö̵̞́n̶̖̓͠g̷̭̻͊r̴̦͘a̸̭͠t̸̘͒u̷̲̱̓͒l̶̩̍̒ả̵̲̠ť̸̤̟́i̶̺͐ö̴̫́͜n̸̼̔̈s̴̠̄͘.̷̝̳̑ ̸̙́

This is the most cryptic ass message that’s ever crossed my inbox

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It's my birthday, little champions

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Link: why do you need the numbers to be good? what kind of forbidden science are you doing? stop discovering new fish species when we found all the ones that taste good, and discover a fucking human connection

I DIDN’T SEE THAT IT WAS LINK SAYING THIS AND WAS REALLY CONFUSED ON WHY THIS WAS SO AGGRESSIVE ALSDKJLG-

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We've reached 800 Champions on this blog and not one of you has offered me Ganon's castle as a gift

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!!!!!!!!

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Finally some respect in this place

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We've reached 800 Champions on this blog and not one of you has offered me Ganon's castle as a gift

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Damn, my internet really said no posting, only off-

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Making a sort of different shitpost today, slap those like and reblog buttons or else-

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I miss Mudkip

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Walmart Trip

Link: I saw a pug and he was blepping! So now he's mine.

Zelda: PLEASE MOVE GRANDMA SO I CAN GRAB WHAT I NEED

Ganon: *as he tries to grab hemmorhoid cream* Move or you will no longer see.

Revali: Why is this shit 20 whole dollars? I thought Walmart was supposed to make me live better, not live less.

Urbosa: There's only one person in Electronics and all of Hyrule apparently need help.

Daruk: I saw about 7 police cruisers zoom by this Walmart- and make that 9. Maybe we should come back another time.

Mipha: I wish to be in the Walmart toilet.

Bonus - Paya: There's a woman dancing outside this Walmart. I wish to feel that amount of serotonin.

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Happy New Year!

Sup, champions?

Happy New Year! I promise you I’m not dead - I’m still recovering from a cold that destroyed my energy levels.

Anyway, this blog is growing and I’m really happy about that! A few months ago, I started this blog up as a joke between my friends and I, thinking that they would at least follow and see the dumb shit I post. However, it’s grown a lot more than I originally thought, and I can never thank you guys enough for that.

Maybe we’ll hit 1K this year? I have no clue, I’m just a person who likes Breath of the Wild and thought it would be fun to put the characters in funny scenarios. If it does happen, then I’ll... think of something in celebration.

Anywho, posts are coming back soon! I wasn’t expecting to get sick at the end of 2020, but that’s how it be sometimes. Take care, and I hope 2021 calms the fuck down so we can all rest.