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☾ 𝟗-𝟏-𝟏 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬, 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐬. (𝐬𝐡𝐞/𝐡𝐞𝐫) 𝐵𝑢𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑒 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑒 ❀

[incorrectbuddie118]

Principal: Unfortunately we had to call your father in.

Chistopher: My dad won't pick up, he is working.

Principal: Your other father then.

Chistopher: I don't... have another dad?

Principal: Says here one Evan Buckley is listed.

Chistopher: I have never met an Evan in my life.

Buck, walking in: I was called.

Chistopher:

Chistopher: Your name is Evan?

Chistopher: My life is a lie!

Chistopher: How can I go on?!

(x)

[incorrectbuddie118]

Eddie: What's on your mind?

Buck, who has been staring into space for an hour: I wonder if I've bought milk from the same cow twice.

(x)

[incorrectbuddie118]

Buck, calling Eddie: Do you know my blood type?

Eddie: Of course, it's AB positive.

Buck: Oh I guessed wrong, excuse me Nurse-

Eddie: YOU DID WHAT-

(x)

[incorrectbuddie118]

Eddie: Don’t worry, I got a plan.

Hen: Alright.

Eddie: HomosexualSayWhat?

Buck: Excuse me?

Eddie: What?

Hen:

Buck:

Eddie: No, wait-

(x)

[terrell8799]

!PSA *Pedophilia* Hello to everyone in the 9-1-1 fandom please report these accounts immediately to get them taken down!!

they have ao3 accounts in which they make sick shit about Chris, jee, and adults! And they're here on tumbler to talk about it with others pedos/ taking ideas to make more pedo fics from anonymous users!

I'll also link their ao3 pages so you can see and report those!

https://archiveofourown.org/users/rylivered/works

https://archiveofourown.org/users/kinen88/works

PLEASE share & report help get rid of them!

[incorrectbuddie118]

This is terrible and so wrong.

PLEASE share & report help get rid of them!

[incorrectbuddie118]

Buck: Chim, please no.

Chim: I'm sorry Buck, I have to.

Buck: Please Chim, I'm begging you. I am your brother in law!

Chim: I'm so sorry.

Chim, places a 4+ card: Uno.

(x)

[incorrectbuddie118]

The 118 opening up about their sexualities.

Eddie: Gay.

Hen: Lesbian.

Ravi: Pansexual.

Chim and Bobby: Straight

Buck: Titty.

Chim: So girls?

Buck: Everyone has titty you ignorant ass!

(x)

[incorrectbuddie118]

[At Disneyland on the teacup riding]

Maddie and Eddie: [Spinning calmly while talking]

Buck and Chim: [Flying past them, spinning at fast as they can, screaming]

(x)

[incorrectbuddie118]

*Playing cards*

Chim: *shows card* Ace of spades.

Buck: *throws UNO card* +4!

Ravi: *shows a Pokémon card* Pikachu, I choose you!

Eddie: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE PLAYING?!

(x)

[incorrectbuddie118]

9-1-1 text posts + 8x10 (13/?)

[incorrectbuddie118]

Buck: Did you know you can actually survive a fall from 4 stories high?

Eddie: What about 5 stories?

Buck: I’ll give that a try once I’m out of the hospital.

Eddie: Buck…what did you do?!?!!

Buck: I was bored and had a hypothesis.

(x)

[incorrectbuddie118]

[Buck and Eddie eating noodles]

Buck: Want to ratatouille it?

Eddie: Huh?

Buck: Ratatouille it! When you eat one end and I eat the other and we kiss-

Eddie:

Buck:

Eddie: You mean lady and the tramp???

(x)

[incorrectbuddie118]

shoutout to Jennifer Love Hewitt and Kenneth Choi for eating this episode up.

They always do, but still.

[incorrectbuddie118]

I know they want to use JLH more because she's honestly insane in dramatic scenes but stop putting my girl maddie tru the horrors.

why can't this family ever have a funky good time?

[incorrectbuddie118]

As someone who also has her entire family 12 hours away, I empathize with Eddie. Making all that travel alone? Insane.

[incorrectbuddie118]

Eddie: Come on, I want to show you something.

*Turns and walks away*

Buck, checking out his ass: Nice.

Eddie: That’s not it, but thank you.

(x)

[incorrectbuddie118]

I was correct.

[incorrectbuddie118]

Buck: 11-year-old me would think the current me is insane.

Eddie: He'd be right.

Eddie: 11-year-old me would call the current me a slur.

(x)