Things 超特急 didn't say, but I wish they had

超特急/Bullet Train incorrect quotes blog (if a source is mislabeled, or is tagged unknown/??? and you know the correct, please message!)

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this blog has been inactive for a while now, sorry about that

Still coming to terms with Yusuke's departure from the group being announced

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Bullet Train as Inside Jokes Between Me and My Friends

Koichi: cotton eyed joe cover band

Kai: ghost communism

Ryoga: looks bad, steve

Takuya: you know what they say? get fucked

Yuki: cranch

Yusuke: let the screaming commence

Takashi: professor harold "sonic" hill

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Kai: Don’t say a word.

Yusuke: Fergalicious.

Kai: I said no words!

Yusuke: Oh, I see. Last night when we were playing Scrabble, it wasn’t a word. Suddenly it’s a word because it’s convenient for you.

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Ryoga: What kind of tea is this?

Yuki: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade

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Takashi: Why do you have forks taped to your fingers?

Yusuke: *grabs popcorn with fork-fingers* Improvement of human being

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"I'd die for you"

"then perish" - Takuya

"you will" - Yuki

"cool" - Ryoga, Koichi

"please don't" - Kai, Takashi

"i'd die for you first" - Yusuke

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Ryoga: You’re smiling, did something good happen?

Takuya: Why? I can’t smile because I feel like it?

Kai: Yuki tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Takashi: Hey, let’s slow dance

Takashi: [does the macarena at 1/4 speed]

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Ryoga: You know what, time out. Get on top of the fridge, get up there!

Takuya: This house is a fuCKING NIGHTMARE

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Yuki: one day I hope I am the person that walks into a room and all eyes are on them

Yusuke: the trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

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Kai: Manga lied to me

Kai: I never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens, revealing to me their soft side

Kai: It's always me picking up the kittens

Kai:

Kai: Maybe I'm the bad boy...

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Takashi: [on the phone] Hey, where are you guys

Ryoga: [on the other end] Leaving the grocery store, why?

Takashi: I went to the grocery store with you.

Ryoga: On our way back to the grocery store right now.

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Yuki: Always stay positive!

Yuki: *falls down a flight of stairs*

Yuki: Wow, I got down those stairs so fast!

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Younger Members of Bullet Train: McDonalds McDonalds McDonalds! Kai: We have food at home Younger Members of Bullet Train: Aww

Younger Members of Bullet Train: McDonalds McDonalds McDonalds! Ryoga: *pulls into drivethrough* Younger Members of Bullet Train: [cheering] Ryoga: One black coffee please

Younger Members of Bullet Train: McDonalds McDonalds McDonalds! Koichi: McDonalds McDonalds McDonalds!

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Ryoga: do you have anything else to tell me?

Takuya: I do not

Ryoga: okay well your horoscope says that you're keeping secrets so like i don't wanna call you a liar but the stars don't lie so

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Takashi: Yusuke, what are you doing?

Yusuke: [peeling carrots with a spork] I don’t know but I’m not doing it very well.

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Here at incorrectbullettrain we respect Koichi’s decision to leave the group, as you should for any idol.

Despite this, ‘Koichi’ may still appear in future incorrect quotes; I haven’t quite decided about it yet, but I wanted to go ahead and post something about it, since this is such a notable moment in Choutokkyuu’s history.