#source: vine?

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Merry: What time is it? Pippin: I don’t know. Pass me that saxophone and I’ll find out. Pippin: *blows sax loudly* Sam, from another room: WHO IS PLAYING THE SAX AT 2AM? Pippin: It’s 2am.

[lexi-tew]

Gojo: What you gonna do? Stab me?

[wholesome-incorrect-mcsm]

Romeo: How British people shower:

Romeo: Same as you, you bloody idiot! First you turn on the water... then you get the tea bags and--

[incorrect-threehouses]

Hilda, describing her false lashes: You glue them on

Lorenz: Why would you do that?

Claude: Yeah, what the fuck?

Hilda: Have you never heard of glueing them on?

Claude: No!

Hilda: Watch this

Claude: No, I-

Lorenz: STOP

Hilda: *Tears off a false eyelash*

Lorenz: *Gasps*

Claude: ...Do you still have eyelashes?

Hilda: KSSHAPHNANAHANNSJ

[clemen-quotes]

omar: the recipe calls for two shots of vodka

omar: [empties the entire bottle]

[overheard-at-lux]

Trixie: Listen, in this world, it's either yeet or be yeeted

Lucifer: I am begging you to stop.

[ravenerdhogwartsincorrectquotes]

Gryffindor: HEY HEY-

Ravenclaw, whispering: Shhh, Hufflepuff’s sleeping.

Gryffindor, whispering: Sorry.

Ravenclaw, whispering: What’s up?

Gryffindor, still whispering: There’s a fire-

[where-s-all-blue]

Bartolomeo: Look at these pens! Aren't they cute?

Cavendish: That's gay

Bartolomeo:

Bartolomeo: Cavendish, we've been dating for seven months.