Naarah: Remember that time you dared me to go into the hole?
Elon: No, I said “Naarah, don’t go into the hole” and you said “Don’t tell me what to do, Elon” and jumped into the hole.
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@incorrectcatghostquotes
Naarah: Remember that time you dared me to go into the hole?
Elon: No, I said “Naarah, don’t go into the hole” and you said “Don’t tell me what to do, Elon” and jumped into the hole.
So uh CatGhost is still relevant right?
Gideon: Welcome to Bible study, we’re all children of Jesus!
*//cuts to Naarah crying//*
Gideon: ♪ Kumbaya, my lord! ♪
Elon: It's ok, Naarah. At least we'll die together.
Elon: Gideon, you go die over there.
Gideon: You're acting like a child, Naarah.
Naarah: I AM NOT ACTING!
Gideon: You read my diary?
Naarah: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I just thought it was a very sad, handwritten book.
Gideon: What bet? What are you guys talking about?
Elon: Seriously? The bet? We've been keeping score all year. It comes up all the time. What are you doing all day?!
Gideon: Nothing. Why, you want to hang out?
Gideon: Well I could put the trash into a landfill where it's going to stay for millions of years, or I could toss it into this hole here, where it turns into stars.
Elon: That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it.
The Council: Can we at least know what you're doing down there?
Elon: We're certainly not doing anything sinister, if that's what you mean.
Elon: Come on, Naarah. Something sinister won't do itself.
Elon: You don't need perfect people to make a perfect team. You need people whose flaws feed into each other. It's, uh - what do you call it - umm...
Gideon: Codependence.
Elon: Synergy. For instance, there might be something Naarah hates doing but Gideon loves doing. Or there might be something that Naarah hates doing but she does it anyways because what she really loves is to feel useful.
Gideon: You literally just defined "codependence".
Elon: Here's to synergy.
Bethany: Gideon, this is Naarah's decision... and she made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in her life.
Naarah: I made this friendship bracelet for you!
Elon: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
Naarah: You don't have to wear it.
Elon: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.
Gideon: Is this about me?
Elon: No.
Gideon: Then I've lost interest.
Naarah: Why are you so angry... Why do you always look so angry?
Gideon: It's the anger.
Elon: We agreed it could potentially trigger some sort of death-trap, for all we knew.
Naarah: So I gave it a powerful good yank!
Elon: You sure did!
Naarah: Words ending in 'ie' are so cute, like 'sweetie' and 'cookie'-
Gideon: And 'die'.
Elon: How'd you know my size?
Naarah: (proudly) I traced you while you were asleep!