Incorrect ChalkZone Quotes

From the evil genius who brought you the incorrect quote blogs for Hey Arnold!, Life With Loopy, and Sailor Moon, comes...a ChalkZone one. Submissions are welcome!

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Penny: Does it bother you when I go off on a tangent like this? Rudy: No. I don't usually understand it, but I like listening.

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Rudy: What's the matter, Snap? Snap: I got fired from my job at the bakery. Rudy: Why? Snap: They asked me to decorate a cake today. Rudy: *looks in the window of the Stick Figure Bakery to see a cake reading "Happy Boithday"*

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I was so excited for my mom to get home I could barely enjoy my algebra homework.

Penny

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Snap: I'm all ears. Blocky: What do you mean you're all ears? You don't even have ears.

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Rudy: You're weird! Vinnie: Says you! And several psychiatric professionals, but that's beside the point.

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It's exhausting being right all the time.

Penny

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Are you psychologically imbalanced?

Penny

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Penny: *leaving the movie theater* I'm merely stating that given that the film was based on a Jules Verne novel, they could pay at least cursory attention to scientific plausibility. Rudy: I believe it's meant for children, Penny. Penny: Precisely. You wouldn't want them to go through life with a distorted understanding of physics.

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My name’s Rudy and I'm enough. And I'm great at drawing stuff.

Rudy

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Blocky, singing: I wanna sing a Christmas song but can't think of a Christmas song. Blocky, singing: So I'm singing a song about a Christmas song instead.

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Snap: *sitting at a piano, wearing a tux, and smiling* Snap: *singing while playing the piano badly* I don't know how to play the piano, I never took the time to learn, songwriting's not my forte, and rhyming's harder than it sounds...say! Blocky: *wearing a sparkly red dress* *jumps onto the piano, slides off, and runs back to jump on it again* Blocky: *singing badly* I can't believe they're letting me SING HERE, in me no musical talent CAN be FOUND, I look pretty awful in this gown, dear, and my legs aren't structurally soooooound! *they both turn to the audience and smile* Snap: Requests?

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Snap: Ok, it's time for a reality check. Snap: *looks through the portal into the real world* Snap: Holy shit. Would not reccomend.

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Snap: Good idea - tossing a penny into a fountain to make a wish.

Snap: Bad idea - tossing your buckette, Penny, into a fountain to make a wish.

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Bathtub Granny: Seriously? Pretending to be Batman?

Snap: Blue Justice, trademark pending.

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Blocky: Look, a train!

Snap: We're in a train station, Blocky.

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Rudy: This thing is going to explode! Penny: Well, we don't know that. "Self-destruct" could mean anything. It might "explode" or it might just "disappear without a trace". I'd say we have a 50/50 chance. Snap: I'm feeling kind of lazy. I'll take my chances.

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Rudy, driving and singing to the tune of the Little Einsteins theme: We're going on a trip-

Snap, singing along: In our favorite piece of shit, doing 95!

Penny, panicking but also singing: We're gonna fucking die!