A long list of Incorrect Quotes
Kelsier: You killed my wife
Rashek: I have killed many wives. You'll have to be more specific
"Fucking finally. I have so much shit to complain about."
Susebron, after regrowing his tongue.
Four Shardbearers enter the arena to face Adolin
Dalinar: That's against the rules!
Sadeas: What are rules anyway?
Sadeas: That! Is against! The rules!
Dalinar: What are rules anyways?
Sadeas: INTERESTING QUESTION, ASSHOLE!!
Odium: We are marching to the Gates of Thaylenar!
The Thrill: ROAD TRIP YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
In the Cognitive Realm
Kaladin: Thank you for escorting us through this trippy hellscape
Shallan: I have to salvage what I can here. You're the first sentients I've seen in ages that aren't Unmade.
Adolin: Uh, but what about Pattern?
Shallan: Would you really call him sentient?
Pattern: NO!
Kaladin: I, uh, I agree with Pattern.
"Let's celebrate what unites us all: Xenophobia"
"What are you going to do, tell on me to Odium, and have the Thunderclasts throw giant rocks at my house? Because I'll have you know, I change my address every five minutes."
Kaladin: Shallan, step away from the Chasmfiend
Shallan: I would like to draw this creature.
Shallan: It would be but a single sketch his noggin!
Kaladin: Do not sketch that merry murder monster
Shallan: I want to draw the snoot!
Shallan: Begins sketching furiously
Kaladin, Adolin, Navani, Dalinar, and Jasnah: NOOOOOOOOOO
Gaz: Releases chicken screech
Shallan: Hahaha. Gets eaten