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@incorrectcosmerequotess
So apparently the reason Horneaters can eat shells while the other humans on Roshar can’t has something to do with their…
Throat teeth?
Yes, you read that right. They have throat teeth that grind shells up into digestible powder.
That means the Parshendi have throat teeth too.
If I have to know it, so do all of the rest of you.
Note to self: rock gives a terrible blow job
Kaladin: Elhokar look out Moash is right behind you! Oh heralds, he can't hear us, he has airpods in, oh god, oh fuck
I'm alive, just rlly bummed out also
Just an update on the blog: i know its been a while, but i really feel like an explanation is in order. Back in june, my mother suffered a major stroke, and her health has been declining until the friday before last, when she passed away at the age of 52. I have been understandably depressed by these events, and have stopped updating. I would love to start doing this again, but it will probably take a little while for me to start feeling like myself again, so please dont hold your breath.
In the meantime, submissions are still open, and pretty much every sub will be posted as soon as i get it, so please keep sending 'em in, guys.
Wax: Is there a word that’s a mix between "sad" and "mad"? Marasi: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated. Wayne: Smad. Source: Hat Films
A long list of Incorrect Quotes
Rashek: Who are you?
Kelsier: You killed my wife
Rashek: I have killed many wives. You'll have to be more specific
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"Fucking finally. I have so much shit to complain about."
Susebron, after regrowing his tongue.
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Four Shardbearers enter the arena to face Adolin
Dalinar: That's against the rules!
Sadeas: What are rules anyway?
Kaladin enters the arena
Sadeas: You cheated?
Dalinar: No I didn't.
Sadeas: That! Is against! The rules!
Dalinar: What are rules anyways?
Sadeas: INTERESTING QUESTION, ASSHOLE!!
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Odium: We are marching to the Gates of Thaylenar! The Thrill: ROAD TRIP YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
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In the Cognitive Realm Kaladin: Thank you for escorting us through this trippy hellscape Shallan: I have to salvage what I can here. You're the first sentients I've seen in ages that aren't Unmade. Adolin: Uh, but what about Pattern? Shallan: Would you really call him sentient? Pattern: NO! Kaladin: I, uh, I agree with Pattern.
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"Let's celebrate what unites us all: Xenophobia"
The Fused, probably
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"What are you going to do, tell on me to Odium, and have the Thunderclasts throw giant rocks at my house? Because I'll have you know, I change my address every five minutes."
Hoid
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Kaladin: Shallan, step away from the Chasmfiend
Shallan: I would like to draw this creature.
Kaladin: Do not do that.
Shallan: It would be but a single sketch his noggin!
Kaladin: Do not sketch that merry murder monster
Shallan: I want to draw the snoot!
Kaladin: Stop wanting!
Shallan: But-
Kaladin: Stop!!!
Shallan: MUST!
Kaladin: SHALLAN!!
Shallan: But draw!!
Kaladin: NO DRAWING
Shallan: Begins sketching furiously
Kaladin, Adolin, Navani, Dalinar, and Jasnah: NOOOOOOOOOO
Gaz: Releases chicken screech
Chasmfind: Roars
Shallan: Hahaha. Gets eaten
Vivenna: Vasher makes me sick, my stomach and chest feel weird around him and whenever he smiles, I want to smile too. I don't know what's wrong.
Siri: Viv. . . That's called a crush.
Vivenna: But I don't want to crush him Siri.
Kaladin: You know what your problem is? You use dumb jokes and sarcasm to keep people at a distance.
Shallan: And yet you refuse to leave.
Dalinar Trying To Unite The Highprinces
Dalinar: (to Elhokar) Son
Elhokar: Don’t call me son!
Dalinar: This war is hard enough without infighting
Hamilton/Cosmere Mashups?
Kaladin: In the middle of a Highstorm there is quiet. For just a moment, Stormfather’s face.
I was 15 when Tien died, he was standing there. On the battlefield just standing there. I couldn’t seem to die.
(wait for it wait for it) I’ll fight my way out. (Wait for it wait for it) So that nobody else ever has to die.(wait for it.. history has it’s eyes..) I’ll fight my way ouut. Overwhelm them with swordsmanship. This is the middle of a Highstorm. This is the only way I can protect the ones I love!(wait for it wait for it wait)
Amaram: (to Kaladin) It must be nice, it must be nice, to have Dalinar on your side
Wax: Nobody's saying you can't eat a banana, MeLaan. But you can't stand on the corner sucking on it for thirty minutes, you have to actually take a bite.
Wayne: [hits his hand on a table]
Wayne: Ow! My armkle!
Marasi: Your what?
Wax: His wrist.
Shallan: Dalinar? What are you doing in my house? It's three in the morning.
Dalinar [urgently]: Teach me how to use emojis.
I thought I was going to be murdered my entire childhood. When I was a kid, people would ask me my top three colleges. I was like, top three colleges? I thought I would be dead in a truck, with my hand hanging out of a tail light by now.
Elend
Its supposed to hurt. It's science.
Khriss
Shallan: Why are we lying on the ground?
Adolin: You trained so much that you fainted so I laid down next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin’.
Lopen: Hey, I can cook!
Rock: Offering other people gum is not cooking.
