Hewwo Gaymers

A bunch of stuff the characters in Love Nikki probably said ((asks and submissions are open))

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Neva: We need to talk about your proffesionalism as the prince of Lillith

Royce, standing on top of a table: Those are some mighty strong words for a woman standing in lava

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Nikki: If your senior jumped off a cliff would you-

Timi: Probably.

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Joe: Orlando, the Chairman got kidnapped again.

Orlando: Again? How much do they want for him?

Joe: Eighty five gold.

Orlando: That seems cheap.

Joe: It’s a good deal.

Orlando: Do you we have to pay for shipping?

Joe: Twenty gold shipping.

Orlando: See? That’s where they get you.

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Bobo: They’re always in everyone’s damn business

Fantasy Envoy, appearing from literally no where: Who?

Bobo: Who do you fucking think you nosy bitch?

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Kimi, breaking into the chairman’s office: I’ve connected the dots

Shade, breaking in through the window: You haven’t connected shit

Kimi, at gunpoint: I’ve connected them

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Orlando: Lesbians have it good because they get to be gay without having the ancient blood curse of being attracted to men.

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Luna: I’m really into people with white hair.

Orlando: Me too.

Nikki: Me too.

Grey Angel: ...

Grey Angel: What about me then?

Joe, surrounded by women: Lmao virgin

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Toto: Yes but he should remember sleeping with me. I’m very memorable you know.

Aron: How should I know? I’ve never slept with you!

Toto: And who’s fault is that?

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Luna: So, what are your intended areas of study?

Starlet: Astronomy

Ace: Knives

Bobo: Minecraft

Nikki: Gay

Bai Jinjin: Minecraft as well

Luna: Guys, come on, I’m being serious.

Kimi: Also minecraft, but gay

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Nanari: Would you say you’re independent?

Royce: *looks at Neva*

Neva: *nods*

Royce: Yes.

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Nikki: Fist me!

Ace: I- what the fuck?

Nikki: *holds hand out for a fist bump*

Ace: Oh jesus christ, right, that’s what you meant.

Nikki: What did you think I meant?

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Kimi: Flynn would throw himself in front of a moving car for you!

Orlando: Flynn would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

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Lu Yinian: Hello, people who do not live here.

Nikki: Hello!

Bobo: Hi!

Momo: Hey.

Lu Yinian: I gave you the key for emergencies!

Momo: We were out of grilled fish.

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Nikki: So what’s upsetting you?

Momo: She keeps using common phrases incorrectly!

Starlet: Oh, cry me a table, Momo.

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Bobo: Start with a compliment. Tell him he looks thin.

Neva, to Royce: You seem malnourished.

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Nikki: Everything’s going to be fine. It’s just a crush!

Kimi: Hey, Nikki!

Nikki: I love you.

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Shade: Pros of wearing black- I look badass

Shade: Cons- everybody knows when I’ve had powdered dohnuts