Remus: Guys, you know that lump we found in the forbidden forest?
Peter: My name is Peter.
Remus: No, the smelly lump.
James: His name is Peter!

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@incorrectexpectatquotes
Remus: Guys, you know that lump we found in the forbidden forest?
Peter: My name is Peter.
Remus: No, the smelly lump.
James: His name is Peter!
Adella: Anyway, are you gonna get a handyman to install all this stuff?
Rita: No, I was going to do this all by myself.
Severus: [laughs] You're gonna do it?
Rita: Yeah. Why, you don't think a woman can do this?
Severus: Oh, women can. You... can't.
Sirius: You think I need a new walk?
Peter: What?
Sirius: Well I've had the same walk since high school and you know how when a guy walks into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a 'take notice' walk.
Peter: Are you actually saying these words?
Lily: ...How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Doctor: Three.
James: Just three? I'm dilated three!
[Frank and Alice are trying to decide a name for their baby]
Frank: OK, how about Ruth?
Alice: Oh, I'm sorry, are we having an 89 year old woman?
Dorcas: I think I'd be great in a war. I'd, like, get all the medals.
James: Before or after you're executed by your own troops?
Regulus: I got her machine.
Antonin: Her answering machine?
Regulus: No. Interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up.
I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Mundungus Fletcher
Fabian: Moll, you gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
Molly: A moo point?
Fabian: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
Molly: Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?
[Lily knocks]
James: You can't come in.
Lily: Why not?
James: Because, uh, Remus is naked.
Remus: What?
James: Well, I couldn't tell her I was naked. She's allowed to see me naked.
Remus: Why does anyone have to be naked?
Dorcas: See? Unisex.
Fabian: Maybe you need sex. I just had it a few days ago.
Dorcas: No, Fabian, U-N-I-sex.
Fabian: I wouldn't say no to that.
[Sirius has packed an emergency kit with food, Mad-Libs and condoms]
Remus: Condoms?
Sirius: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
Remus: And condoms are the way to do that?
Marlene: I'm gonna cancel my plans with Lily. I'll find out about her date with Paul later.
James: A ridiculous name. Oh, hey, my name is Puh-ha... Pau... I don't even know how to pronounce that.
Remus: It's Paul.
Peter: I'm the best with the pranks, man. They call me "Prank Sinatra."
Sirius: No, you call you Prank Sinatra.
Where are you, Sirius? This place is fancy, and I don't know which fork to kill myself with.
Peter Pettigrew, muttering to himself
James, Marlene, Peter, Remus, Sirius: [in the Three Broomsticks]
Madam Rosmerta: You're all on a date?
Sirius Black: Yeah, we, uh, we're her boyfriends. We're reverse Mormons. One man just isn't enough for her.
Remus: Good morning! I, uh, I believe you all know Gideon. If you'd like to exchange pleasantries, please do so now, as he is on his way out.
James: Why are you talking like you're high and I'm your dad?