incorrect malum expectat quotes

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Remus: Guys, you know that lump we found in the forbidden forest?

Peter: My name is Peter.

Remus: No, the smelly lump.

James: His name is Peter!

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Adella: Anyway, are you gonna get a handyman to install all this stuff?

Rita: No, I was going to do this all by myself.

Severus: [laughs] You're gonna do it?

Rita: Yeah. Why, you don't think a woman can do this?

Severus: Oh, women can. You... can't.

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Sirius: You think I need a new walk?

Peter: What?

Sirius: Well I've had the same walk since high school and you know how when a guy walks into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a 'take notice' walk.

Peter: Are you actually saying these words?

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Lily: ...How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?

Doctor: Three.

James: Just three? I'm dilated three!

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[Frank and Alice are trying to decide a name for their baby]

Frank: OK, how about Ruth?

Alice: Oh, I'm sorry, are we having an 89 year old woman?

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Dorcas: I think I'd be great in a war. I'd, like, get all the medals.

James: Before or after you're executed by your own troops?

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Regulus: I got her machine.

Antonin: Her answering machine?

Regulus: No. Interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up.

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I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Mundungus Fletcher

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Fabian: Moll, you gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point.

Molly: A moo point?

Fabian: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.

Molly: Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?

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[Lily knocks]

James: You can't come in.

Lily: Why not?

James: Because, uh, Remus is naked.

Remus: What?

James: Well, I couldn't tell her I was naked. She's allowed to see me naked.

Remus: Why does anyone have to be naked?

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Dorcas: See? Unisex.

Fabian: Maybe you need sex. I just had it a few days ago.

Dorcas: No, Fabian, U-N-I-sex.

Fabian: I wouldn't say no to that.

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[Sirius has packed an emergency kit with food, Mad-Libs and condoms]

Remus: Condoms?

Sirius: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.

Remus: And condoms are the way to do that?

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Marlene: I'm gonna cancel my plans with Lily. I'll find out about her date with Paul later.

James: A ridiculous name. Oh, hey, my name is Puh-ha... Pau... I don't even know how to pronounce that.

Remus: It's Paul.

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Peter: I'm the best with the pranks, man. They call me "Prank Sinatra."

Sirius: No, you call you Prank Sinatra.

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Where are you, Sirius? This place is fancy, and I don't know which fork to kill myself with.

Peter Pettigrew, muttering to himself

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James, Marlene, Peter, Remus, Sirius: [in the Three Broomsticks]

Madam Rosmerta: You're all on a date?

Sirius Black: Yeah, we, uh, we're her boyfriends. We're reverse Mormons. One man just isn't enough for her.

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Remus: Good morning! I, uh, I believe you all know Gideon. If you'd like to exchange pleasantries, please do so now, as he is on his way out.

James: Why are you talking like you're high and I'm your dad?