Incorrect Quotes From The Invaders

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Lord Falsworth: I raised two perfectly functional children. Brian: You have two other children we don’t know about?!

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Steve: What about you Toro? If you could have any historical figure for dinner, who would it be and why? Toro: Good question. But I would not have anyone for dinner. Toro: Because I feel that eating people is wrong. Even if they are historical and already dead, it just seems gross. Jim: Okay, it's not exactly the answer we were looking for- Toro: Okay, fine! If I had to eat someone historical, it would be Santa Claus.

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Bucky: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.

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Steve: Do you have any medical experience? Logan: I kill people. Steve: Steve: Yeah, I can work with that.

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*at the beach* Bucky, having grown up on an army base in Indiana: Holy sh*t! Is that the ocean?! Steve: Yeah, buddy, that's the ocean. Bucky: What's on the other side of it there? Steve: Europe, I think. Bucky: ...now, how long would it take- Steve: Do not try to swim to Europe.

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Charles: You're repressing your memories, Namor. Namor: Ah yes, the vault. That's where all the stuff I can't handle goes. Charles: Okay, so you know you're doing it.

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Fury: Can you come collect your freak of a child please? He's doing things. Steve: No, I set him loose on purpose. Steve: He needs enrichment.

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Jim: I’m very generous! Remember that time I gave blood for your sister? Brian: Whose blood? Jim: Eh, some guy’s.

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Steve: What did I teach you about talking back?! Bucky: How. You taught me how.

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Jim: You should be ashamed of yourself! Namor: You’re right, I should… but I never am.

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Namor: I don’t care. If I start to care, I’m going to go mad.

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Dum Dum: Aren't you a little young to be in the army? Bucky: Yes, yes I am. Dum Dum: Well, I must say, I'm very impressed.

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Bucky: As Cap always says, “if the enemy handcuffs you to a bike rack, there’s always something you can gnaw through.” Davey: Captain America... always says that?

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Fury: Where are you hearing this gossip? What is your source? Bucky: I lurk in a lot of places…

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Bucky: I know it looks bad… Toro: [whispering] Really bad. Bucky: …but this is just phase one of my master plan. Steve: So you do have a plan? Bucky: I do. Of course I do! It’s very complex, lots of drawings, several moving parts, yeah. It’s pretty wild.

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Lord Falsworth: I may seem like a barmy ol' git now, but when I wasn't so long in the tooth, I had some grand larks and engaged in a fair amount of derring-do. Steve: Translate. Jacqueline: When he was younger, he did a bunch of stuff.

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Bucky: Hey, Toro, Namor is looking for you. He looks angry. Toro: He's looked angry since the day we met him. Bucky: I'm sure there's no correlation.