The MBTI of Fiction

Here come quotes from certain MBTI types, inspired by certain shows. Here come random edits of chracters and how they're typed. Request are always open as well as my ask box! Drop me a little something in submissions, too! ;)

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INTP: Oh, lovely. INTJ sent you to drag me off to prison. Frankly, I'm underwhelmed.

ENTP, hand to comms: Great, but I'm kinda in a hurry.

INTP: Kids. Always in a rush.

ENTP: Wasn't talking to you.

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{PSA}

I am going to be offline totally from six in the morning today until July 24 due to being in the wilderness for a backpacking/rockclimbing excursion.

After July 24, I will be sure to reply with new posts!

In the meantime, if you think of something you want to see in the future, leave your suggestions in my askbox. ;)

Until then, ~Lilly

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ESFJ: Me and ISFJ broke up.

INTJ: ISFJ and I broke up.

ESFJ: Wait, you guys broke up, too?

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enfp: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!

entp: That's physically impossible.

enfp: *cups entp's face* Are you sure?

entp: *blushing* Stop it, I have a reputation.

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NTs when they lose a debate:

ENTJs: Casually try to play it off like we both don’t know that they just got completely annihilated. Will end the debate by changing the subject, but it’s only because they’re hoping they won’t have to acknowledge their loss. Ask for alternative perspectives, only to ultimately revert back to what they already believed in the first place. Will eventually hang themselves with their own rope if you just let them keep talking long enough.

INTJs: Get angry and prideful, and keep arguing long past the point that they’ve clearly lost in order to save face. Easy bait for trolls. Will start to correct small grammatical errors when their point has been thoroughly discredited. Refuse to adjust their argument in the face of new evidence. Criticizes the reliability of your sources while ignoring the fact that their own sources are cherry-picked to support their point. Pretend not to care, but actually care a lot. Will spend three days straight trying to prove how much they don’t care.

ENTPs: Start trying to twist arguments and make inferences about your conclusions that you never actually made. Move the goalposts incrementally throughout the argument until you somehow find yourself having a completely different debate than the one you started. Would rather die than admit to being wrong. Will pretend not to know what you’re trying to say so they have an excuse to keep arguing. Continue arguing with themselves even though you left the room twenty minutes ago.

INTPs: May admit to potentially being wrong “in theory”, but won’t admit to it in reality, because that would mean having to restructure the entire premise of their argument. Falsely conclude that their argument has come out the winner when this is really just because the only rebuttal they’re willing to accept is one that to be argued from the framework they used that was based on inaccurate suppositions in the first place. Begin to sulk when they’re clearly losing (but convince themselves that they’re not). Resort to using personal anecdotes to prove their point as a final method of desperation. Will unironically call YOU out for using anecdotes, though.

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ISTP: You doing anything fun Saturday night?

ISFJ: Well, all the members of my barbershop quartet are dead, so... no.

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ISFJ: We don't download films illegally. Because we are honest, hardworking people.

ISTP: And we don't know how.

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ENTP: You're a bitch.

ENTJ: No, I'm being honest.

ENTP: Fine, I'll be honest then.

ENTP: You're being a bitch.

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ESFP: YO, how much money do you have?

ISFJ: 69 cents.

ESFP: AYE! You know what that means? ;)

ISFJ, sobbing: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.

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INFP: How do you know what's good for me?!

ESFJ: THAT'S MY OPINION!!!

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ENTP, reading sign: Road work ahead?

ENTP: Uh, yeah, I sure HOPE it does.

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ESFP: I'm upset with you 'cause you're leaving me...

ENTP: Is this one of those times when you act upset so it hurts less?

ESFP: Oh dude, you see right through me!

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ENFP: I guess that's your new best friend now, ESTJ. Emphasis on "Iago," backstabber.

ESTJ: I'm surprised you've read Othello.

ENFP: What the hell's Othello? I'm calling you the parrot from Aladdin.

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How did this happen? Last I remember, I had around fifteen or fewer, posted about once a month, and was gone (probably dead) the rest of the time.

But wowie! Over 400 followers? My brain is still trying to wrap itself around that (“who, me?!”). It’s even more than my main/personal blog, I believe!

Thank you, everyone, for deciding to follow a dingy, ol’ blog for mbti stuffIt does mean a good deal to me.

Have a marvelous weekend!

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I feel I should do something special for this. After all, it's the first time I have ever hit the 400-follower milestone...

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How did this happen? Last I remember, I had around fifteen or fewer, posted about once a month, and was gone (probably dead) the rest of the time.

But wowie! Over 400 followers? My brain is still trying to wrap itself around that ("who, me?!"). It's even more than my main/personal blog, I believe!

Thank you, everyone, for deciding to follow a dingy, ol' blog for mbti stuffIt does mean a good deal to me.

Have a marvelous weekend!

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ISTP: I'm not rude, all I said was "suck my ass."