#esfp quotes

[atomicfilm]

ESFP: How long does it take to die without water?

INTP 1: Three days.

ESFP: No way, I went three months without drinking water. 

INTP 1 You know Wolverine? Jack Hughman-

INTP 2: JACK HUGHMAN??????

INTP 1 proceeds to spontaneously combust out of embarrassment 

ENTP: Can I get Jack Hughman in a quote book? 

ESFP: ....

ESFP: So what were you saying about Hugh Jackman?

INTP 1: I was just going to say superhero directors usually make men shed their water weight by depriving them of water for 1.5 days. Combine that with doing fight scenes and they pass out frequently. 

Everyone, including myself: wondering why I’m simultaneously knowledgable and a complete idiot. 

[incorrectmbtiquotes]

ESFP: I'm upset with you 'cause you're leaving me...

ENTP: Is this one of those times when you act upset so it hurts less?

ESFP: Oh dude, you see right through me!

[introspectivecode]

“I like to see people laugh who are normally serious.”

-Jimmy Fallon

You feel super accomplished when you’re the one who got them to laugh!!! -ESFP

[murderandmbti]

ESFPs and flirting

Person: *Insert nice name*, huh? Great name.

Esfp: You like that? You should hear my phone number.

[incorrectmbtiquotes]

ESFP: Hey, you guys, what are you doing tomorrow night?

ENTP, sarcastically: WEll, let me see... I believe I'm... yes, falling asleep in front of the TV.

[incorrectmbtiquotes]

ESFP: YO, how much money do you have?

ISFJ: 69 cents.

ESFP: AYE! You know what that means? ;)

ISFJ, sobbing: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.

[introspectivecode]

Be of good cheer and be diligent. ...Make the most of every opportunity.

Michelangelo

[introspectivecode]

Oh Timon, speaking for all us ESFPs am I right 😂😂 when we feel like the whole world is against us our toxic side kicks in and proves that two can play at that game 😂😂🙌