Incorrect Monster Hunter Quotes

Totally real quotes from the Monster Hunter monsters you hunt! DMs and Asks open for suggestions! Run (and occasionally forgotten about) by @crowngamer901

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Introduction

Hello! I am Crown/Corona, the admin of this account. In-game I go by Kitty.

All posts will be made using the Incorrect Quotes Generator as well as being reposted from the original Twitter account that I also run.

Submissions are ALWAYS open and can be submitted either through DMs or through Asks (preferred since those can be anonymous). Submitting just names for the quotes generator can be any character throughout the series, not just monsters. You are also allowed to submit your Monster Hunter OCs as well. You can also submit your own original incorrect quote or a quote you generated using the generator. The quotes generator allows up to six names so please keep this in mind. You're allowed to include images in your submissions as well. DO NOT SUBMIT NSFW OR AI-GENERATED IMAGES. If you're including fanart, CREDIT THE ORIGINAL ARTIST.

If needed I'll edit this post to make things clearer/add things but that should be it! Have fun!

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Nerscylla, trying to ask Rakna-Kadaki out: Would you like to stay for dinner? Lala Barina: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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Rey Dau: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Rey Dau: *punches wall*

Rey Dau:

Rey Dau: Take me to the hospital.

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(I was planning on doing something for today but I have no ideas AND I'm getting ready for my cousin's wedding this weekend (yes he's getting married the day before Easter), sorry everyone maybe next year)

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Rathalos: You kidnapped Rathian? That’s illegal!

Lagiacrus: But Rathalos, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Rathian, or destroying our dreams?

Rathalos: Kidnapping Rathian, Lagiacrus!!!

Tigrex: Rathalos, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!

Rathalos: What, to kidnap people?!?!

Tigrex: To work together!

Rathalos: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!

Nargacuga: Rathalos, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.

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Rajang: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Nargacuga: Only if you also don't ask why

Nargacuga: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Rajang:

Nargacuga:

Rajang: This one is fine

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Lunastra: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Kushala Daora: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Teostra isn’t

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Chameleos: I actually have a black belt.

Kushala Daora: In what, karate?

Chameleos: No, from Gucci.

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Chameleos: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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Teostra: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword. Kushala Daora: That's why I carry two swords.

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Vaal Hazak: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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Me? Blangonga

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Chatacabra: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.

Chatacabra: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

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Deviljho: Change is inedible.

Savage Deviljho: Don't you mean inevitable?

Deviljho, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

(Repost from Twitter, February 28, 2022)

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Alatreon, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!

(Repost from Twitter, February 21, 2022)

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*Safi and alatreon*

Safi: *laughs historically*

Alatreon: what

Safi: nothing

Safi:

(Repost from Twitter, January 1, 2022)

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*any monster appears anywhere*

Bazelgeuse:

(Repost from Twitter, January 1, 2022)