Incorrect Naruto Quotes

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Is it bad that my favorite character is Tobi, closely followed by Obito in his final hours, closely followed by kid!obito, closely followed by Obito when he was being evil?

there’s no kinkshaming in this house anon :ok_hand:

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Kisame: So, how is the most beautiful person in the world doing today?

Itachi: I don’t know. How are yo-

Sasori, from the other side of the room: The Third is doing great.

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Deidara: *sends Sasori a selfie with rows of empty seats in the background*

Deidara, texting: Look at all these people wanting to date you.

Sasori: Deidara, you're in the picture.

Deidara: Did I fucking stutter, hm?

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Shisui: Heartbroken? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling 'bummed out'?

Itachi: Shisui, you ignorant slut.

[seycheva]

u, desperately memeing to soother ur existential crises:  why won’t it work!?! me, flicking my shades:  allow me.

idk if any of y’all over here are writers outside of roleplay, but i do offer beta-reading + critiquing in exchange for ko-fi donations winky face. beta-reading is the reader’s part, but i give you the writer’s insight too. fart noise. idc but i’ll do it for a drink lol.  one ko-fi donation per 10k words, with a starter’s fee of one ko-fi for however many words up unto 10k u throw at me cuz we ain’t haggling on 3 bucks for hours of my life.

               thanks for comin’ to my tedtalk.

— actually, scratch that. until i’ve built up a resume, i’m doing it for free.

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Shizune: Jiraiya seems to have an unfortunate attraction to violent women.

Tsunade: They were far less violent before they met him.

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Sasuke: If there's one thing I learned from you, Naruto, it's to keep your friends close and your enemies... so close... that you're almost kissing.

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sasuke: we need to remember what’s important in life.

sasuke: power, vengeance, friends. or vengeance, power, friends.

sasuke: doesn’t matter, but friends come third.

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Sasori: Some people play hard to get.

Sasori: I play hard to want.

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Kabuto: I’m done. That’s it. I’m tired of bending over backward for you anymore.

Orochimaru: I mean this in all seriousness. Professionally or in bed?

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@shikamaruspeaks || i've had enough whoever posted this your days are numbered

MEET ME IN THE PIT 1VS1 LET’S GO

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Temari: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Naruto: What if it bites me and it dies?

Kankuro: That means you’re poisonous. Fuck's sakes, learn to listen.

Shikamaru: What if it bites itself and I die?

Temari: It’s voodoo.

Kankuro: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Gaara: That’s correlation, not causation.

Naruto, *grinning*: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Kankuro: No-

Shikamaru: That’s kinky.

Gaara: What?

Kankuro: Oh my god-

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Yes, hi, hello! new imagines / headcanons blog here, for Boku no Hero Academia! Please spread the word and send in requests to get things going!

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Deidara: I have to tell you something. Can you keep a secret?

Sasori: Do you know anything about me?

Deidara: Good point.

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ppl ain’t pleased w/ my opinion on b.ruto lmao

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mentally-unstable-like-a-fox replied to your post “Good fucking god. Don't hate me, but Boruto. Fuck Boruto.”

I'm actually enjoying the spin-off, at least the anime version but Boruto is the worst character in it

i’m glad you’re enjoying it! more power to you.

[seycheva]

TAROT || THE FOOL || EXPr1,33

   Fool upright represents new beginnings, having faith in the future, being inexperienced, not knowing what to expect, improvising, having no strings attached, being carefree.    Fool reversed indicates new beginnings being blocked, the path is hidden and the querent is having difficulties seeing the world with fresh eyes.

main protag of the third book. born into the militant ark-bound leftovers of the human race and genetically engineered so as to… continue a slight against an alien species. course u can’t see that bc i don’t even know exactly what that alien species looks like yet LMAO let alone a hybrid. anyway.    “if i’m afraid anyway, i’d rather fear the truth.”

i had to save a screenshot to get the colours right, because krita fucked with those when i saved it to a png file?? and jpeg too?? if anyone knows how to fix that, please let me know.  i know it reads like ‘FOMOL’ just.. just end me. i have suffered enough. these will be for sale as actual tarot cards if/when i have enough for a deck.

and tumblr eats the dash quality… and i want to eat my hair… save me…

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