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Junho: But, Kiko-ah, you said later two hours ago.

Kiko: Junho, when a woman says later, she really means not ever.

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Iyeong: The next gift is from Jiah-unnie!

Jiah: *puts a bow on her head*

Seungwoo: ….Where can I return it?

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Seungwoo: Manga lied to me. I never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side. It's always me picking up the cats.

Seungwoo:

Seungwoo: Maybe I'm the bad boy.

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Jaein: Your friends were counting on you.

Kijung: Well, that’s their fault. I have carefully cultivated a persona that screams ‘you’re on your own’.

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Jae: We both look really handsome tonight.

Eun: You know, if you’d just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, ‘so do you’.

Jae: I couldn’t take that chance.

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Ying Xiu: Hey, you want to see some art?

Jiah: I already looked in the mirror today, so I’m good.

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I used to have goals. They were evil goals, but they were goals.

Seungwoo, probably.

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Bingwen: Hey, I was able to get you twenty gallons of blood for your ritual.

Kyunghee: Wow! Where’d you get twenty gallons of fake blood?

Bingwen: You wanted FAKE blood?!

Kyunghee:

Bingwen:

Bingwen: Let me go make a call.

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Eun: Omelette du fromage...that means "I love you" in French.

Jonghee:

Jonghee: That's...that's "cheese omelette".

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Yeah, okay, so I might suffer from several repressed emotional and psychological issues, but look at my dress, it’s so sparkly and pink!

Jiah, probably.

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Bingwen: Relax. I'm one of the good guys.

Jaein: Yeah? Well, you look an awful lot like one of the bad ones.

Bingwen: An unfortunate family resemblance.

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Ying Xiu: *opens first aid kit* WHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WITH CHEETOS?!

Yejun: *bleeding* It was funny at the time.

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Silas: That was my sarcastic voice.

Iyeong: You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice.

Silas: I’ve been told that.

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Jiah: It was a gift from my dad.

Seungwoo: Your dad gives pretty bad gifts. Although, on the other hand, all my dad ever gave me was abandonment issues.

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Delivery Guy: Delivery for...'Sacred Master of Dark Spirits and All That is Unholy'?

Silas: *stroking his dog Erebus in his arms* Oh cool, my Pillow Pet. Where do I sign?